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Your as crap as Vinny Jones
When you get pissed up
Theres something you're missing
Poke a face at the referee
Your only outlet since '93
When you were good.
Do something ,do something, anything
You used to do everything
Give us a pass
Do something, do something, anything
Now you dont do a fecking thing
You stupid arse.
Go on a binge to set you free
Strange way to get publicity
You've got to play well soon
More than a binge is what you need
Need to get to Au Paris
With ENG-ER-LAND
Do something ,do something, anything
You used to do everything
Give us a pass
Do something, do something, anything
Now you dont do a fecking thing
You stupid arse.
Shearer's open wide open
Wondering
Have you forgotten everything
You stupid arse.
Modifications by: Ben
Woolmer
Since we are an equal opportunity web page, and since we are thoroughly sick of hearing about the World Cup and hearing World Cup songs (although this one is definately among the better ones), we'd like to offer you this anti-football tirade, in honor of the football widows out there.