Brian quotes - Season 2
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busy busy
but, Mikey,tell me, I need to know... does a lumber jack off?
I saw him. he was coming after you with a bat. but he was moving too fast and you were too far away. and I ran. but there was no time to stop him.
and then he swung, and it was too late. there was nothing
i could do. and then you just laid there on the cold cement .
I care about him.
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blaze this.
Justin still gets kinda freaky when he's on his own too long.
dude, the kids at school will like puke, they'll be like so jealous!
I would run away screaming but it's been a long day.
I�m suing the mother-fucker... he said I was thirty one. I�m thirty.
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cool ha? or should I say, cooler?
and what are you proud of? that you're too piss in your pants afraid to march with your own god damn mother?"
word of advice, next time you've got nuts in your mouth, suck, don't chew
Don't worry, some women are attracted to stretch marks.
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fuck this! get off your ass go take a shower. you reek. and go find a job.
why aren't you home packing your lunchbox for school tomorrow?
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Jesus, I told him to lay off the slim fast
Reverent butterfield, my mother's told me so much about you. it's uncanny, i feel as though we've already met"
now, if you'll excuse me, I�m going to hell
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I hope so, it's always better to come before you go
I say, fuck the world! Take the power
You came here not knowing what was going to happen, that was part of the thrill. That's what made you hard. You're hard right now just thinking about it. The danger, the excitement.
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As usual, objectivity falls to me. Think, you don't really want me there, do you? I'd have to be chemically independent just to show up. I'd be drunk; I�d be bored, not to mention better looking than the brides. I�ll offend all the dykes, I�ll heckle the ceremony, table dance at the reception and inevitably fuck every good looking guy, gay, straight or undecided in the place. Finally I�ll pass out, naked, bitching about the chip booze. You�ll lose your dignity, your friends and your shirt paying for the damages. Hell, I�m doing you a favor getting out of town.
Send in a dyke to do a faggot's work
Yo bitches, tear each other's hair later. i don't care how you do it but you two are responsible for staffing flowers and decorations.
not tonight dear, I�m saving myself for Miami
Don�t get moist
My pecker's all a twitter.
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Nice going, little twat
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she said she couldn't possibly turn down the son of her former flam
Note to self: make sure to lock the fucking door
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