Brian quotes - Season 2
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Well there's no predicting. Oops, I said dick didn't I?
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The reason you don't have a boyfriend is, you don't want one. If you had one it would challenge the well established opinion of yourself as a worthless sack of shit that nobody wants. Therefore you go after guys that you know will reject you and you stand around here and bitch like a high school girl, when in fact you've gotten exactly what you want. Namely, nothing.
little Mikey's jealous]x2
it's just your garden variety oedipal thing. all your life you've been her little manand all of a sudden some big old dick pops up, threatens to take her away. you're hurt. You�re angry. You�re mad enough to kill.
Officer, I�d be more than happy to drive these two gentlemen home.
your housekeeping staff deserves a thrashing
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What are you girls all giggly about?
Finally you two boys will have something in common besides me.
What a relief not to be the center of everyone's universe.
When it comes to measuring wood, I'm an expert.
What kind of dyke are you? You can't even handle a power tool.
All work and no dick make mikey and sunshine dull boys.
Don�t step on anything. It�s all in sequence.
Rise and shine sunshine.
What I did was immature. Childish, vindictive. An act of cruelty. based on irrational fears and unfound jealousy. If I were the two of you, I'd never speak to me again
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You want too much. You expect too much. Then when your hero disappoints you, your poor little heart gets crushed.
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the rumor is right, but unless I'm fucking you, it's none of your business
If I don't get on that plane, I'll be collecting unemployment in my fucking Armani fall collection
hey, sunshine! Come congratulate me. Your partner just made partner.
Where�s Justin? ...well, where is he? I've got big news.
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The night Justin got bashed and I called you... and you were about to get on a plane and you came here and you sat with me for three days, waiting to see if he was gonna live or die.... if it hadn't been for you, I never would have made it. You're strong enough for the both of us. And you're going to be strong for Ben.
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hey porn king! What are you doing here amid the serfs?
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