Brian quotes - Season 1
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You were on the phone when he shot his load all over me�.. He can't help it. He's only seventeen.
Don't say that Wendy, we'll never grow up
no, but I'll kick your tight little virgin ass so hard you won't sit down for a week!
Pop quiz. No talking. Here's your question. Multiple choice. Do you want to come home with me? A:Yes, B:Yes or C:Yes. Tick-tick-tick. Time's up, pencils down. What do you say?
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Tight spot. How about "buttplug?"��. Because that's what you are, pretending you're one of them��you could have told her the truth, instead of acting like a scared little faggot. You should have just said "I take it up the ass, sweetheart. Deal with it."
I've always admired people who can multiply in their heads. And I�m always careful.
�.Listen to me, Mikey. Are you listening?.....There's only two kinds of straight people in this world. The one's that hate you to your face and the one's that hate you behind your back. Now get the fuck out of there...because I need you.
So, Dawson, how are things down at the creek?
We were up in his room. We were fourteen, fifteen tops. We were supposed to be studying, whatever. Only, we're not. We're looking at this trashy photo mag his mom swiped from the beauty parlor. Anyway, there's this shot of Patrick Swayze from "Dirty Dancing"...without his shirt on. So, I've got this hard-on just from looking at it, and I glance over at Mikey and guess what? He's got one, too�.
Twin stiffies. I reach over. Start rubbing it. He's practically swooning. I pop it out, start strokin' it. Nice and slow. We're both this close. Then...his mom walks in without knocking.
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Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. For going home with some tweaked out little twinkie and thinking you got lucky. Did he let you eat his ass? Did he let you suck his cock? Well, I hope it was worth it. And fuck you for choosing me. I ought to let you lie here forever. How'd you like that? Can you hear me? You know, you're not so bad looking. In fact...you look better like this. You should die more often. Or live. So that I don't have to say yes. Yes, I'll do it. I'll give you what you want. What you need. But don't think it's for you. It's not. It's for me.
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Ok, I�m coming. And you�re going.
U try spending an evening with some back slapping breeder from Altoona. Smoking cigars and talking about pussy
You try spending an evening with some back slapping breeder from Altoona. Talking about cigars and smoking pussy.
The only faggots worth laughing at are the ones who don�t tell the truth. Don�t be one of those assholes who hides, Mikey; and stop leading her on.
Well, Marvin, you old dog. Christ, isn�t anyone straight anymore?
The point of a date, or so it�s been explained to me by those who do that sort of thing is that you actually get to know the other person before you fuck him.
Well, if he�s buying you an expensive dinner you�re gonna have to put out.
I always come when I say I�m going to
Your visit to queer world is over Marvin. Better go home to your wife and kids and your thirty million dollar a year business. You�d be a fool to throw that away.
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Who said I don't like him? And why do you give a fuck what I think? What matters is what you think. If you like him, that's all that's important. Even though he is quite a bit older than you. Who lives in a world you know nothing about.
He's allergic to boyfriends bringing bouquets.
Six Fuller, corner of Tremont. It should take you...ten minutes. One for every inch.
Listen, you can't stay. I've got someone coming over in approximately seven and a half inches, so...
I told you, six Fuller, corner of Tremont. Now get your ass over here. I've got this new dildo...nine inches long, seven inches round. I'm gonna open up your hole with it and I'm gonna fuck you so hard your eyes roll back in your head.
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Be patient. The south will rise again. And again.
He�s gonna get �an extra special kick� later. Now, you can either stand around here eating jambalaya or you can come upstairs and eat my ass!
so in other words, for Justin to live here with you he has to deny who he is, what he thinks, and how he feels. ...well, that�s not love. that�s hate. ...Justin, you coming?
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