Brian quotes - Season 1
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hey� sonny boy� Hey, stay here and have a drink with your old man.
We lost the game�we threw away a thirteen point lead in the last ten minutes�and the boys down at electric, they might strike�and Tony Kattera is thinking about retiring next spring and if he goes well�you should have heard him - �how�s my successful son? I�m a little short of cash, never should have been a family man.� It never changes. Not his bullshit, not his life.
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I took a client to lunch and the waiter blew me in the linen closet.
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don�t tell me no one has ever had a big O at the big Q�
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hello pig bottom, how would you like to polish my boots with your tongue?
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what if my Aunt had balls? she'd be my uncle.
Excellent. There are still certain services you can't get at an ATM.
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God, you�re dykes for Christ sake. Toughen up!
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what's up Doc?
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Yea, Michael, that was lovely. It makes me wanna share some memories of my own. Something we could all treasure. Like the night that he found out that you were pregnant with me. He told mom to put on her most beautiful dress, took her to the most expensive restaurant in town, ordered a glass of bubbly and, get that, he leaned over and he said � Joany, you�re getting yourself an abortion because I don�t want another fucking kid.� Clair, you have anything you wanna share?
that's right. the fucking fairies got a strike, the fucking fairies are jumping up and down, the fucking fairies .. are gonna celebrate.
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I find it to be profoundly full of shit. an opinion put forth as truth by a bunch of hypocritical, jealous, guilt-ridden, self-loathing, middle-aged, sexually-frustrated, pseudo-intellectual fags who wish they were straight.
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You looking at those hetero porn sites again? I told you, they'll warp your young mind.
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Do you want me to puke...right here? I don't want gray hair and wrinkles. I don't want to be a grandfather. And I DEFINITELY don't wanna grow old with Melanie. Or anyone else.
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