Brian and Justin quotes - Season 1
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B: what are you doing here? I thought it was a school night.
J: you�re here.
B: I�m a grown up.
J: barely.
B: go home.
J: no�
B: �insouciant.�
J: unconcerned, nonchalant. That�s what YOU are. Insouciant
B: sycophant.
J: uncaring.
B: that�s wrong. It means ass kisser.
J: it doesn�t say �ass kisser�
B: �one who seeks favors by flattery�; ass kisser.
J: who cares what it says. How could you give away Gus? He�ll think you didn�t want him.
B: he�ll be right.
J: I don�t believe you. I was there the night Gus was born. I saw you give him a kiss.
B: not everyone�s cut out to be a father.
J: well, then, what are you gonna tell him, someday when he�s old enough, why you didn�t want him?
B: I�ll tell him the truth.
These two dykes I knew wanted a kid really bad so I jerked off into a cup.
J: that�s not all there is to it. A boy needs a father. Believe me, I know.
B: yea, well, you haven�t had a father for almost two weeks.
J: even if he gets angry. Even if he isn�t always there, it�s better than not having one at all.
B: yea, don�t be so sure.
J: your father must have loved you. Perhaps he didn�t know how to show it.
B: yea, he knew how to show it, alright, especially after he�s had a few.
J: at least he didn�t give you away.
B: Garrulous.
J: loquacious, chatty. Where are you going?
B: out.
J: I thought you were gonna help me.
B: if you want help. Call your father.
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B: Justin, a word? What the fuck is going on out there?
J: I was just giving my friend Daphne a tour.
B: this is not the white house. George Washington never slept here.
J: he�s the only one who hasn�t�
B: would you please just keep it down. Do you have any idea what time it is?
J: its noon!
B: forgot to set the alarm.
J: I� I thought I did.
B: thought you did? Well, you didn�t. Where the fuck did you go?
J: my sister�s birthday party and then I kinda walked around.
B: well, while you were kind of walking around, I got kinda robbed! (M: just take it easy) that�s all there�s left to take.
J: look, I didn�t mean to do it. I�m so sorry.
B: I told you when I said you could stay here there were rules. Now, you got five minutes to pack your shit, none of which, of course, stolen and get the fuck outta here.
J: you wanna come in?
B: ah, why not, since I�m paying for it.
J: NY is amazing. I went clubbing last night till six in the morning. And the guys, oh, the guys are�
B: did you really think you were going to get away with this?
J: I figured sooner or later someone would come and arrest me but I was hoping that you would find me first.
B: well, congratulations. Now pack your shit because we�re going back.
J: back? Back to what? My parents don�t want me. You don�t want me. My life�s a fucking mess Brian.
B: yea, well, who�s isn�t? but we�re gonna straighten it out. first thing when we get back we�re gonna find you a place to live.
J: why can�t I live with you?
B: because my place is big enough for one person and that�s me. Now listen up: we�re going back to glorious Pittsburg. You�re going back to school, you�re gonna turn eighteen and you�re gonna pay back every cent you charged on my credit card.
J: by the way, I didn�t go out clubbing. I didn�t even leave the room.
B: don�t worry, I won�t tell anyone.
J: you look like shit; you should go take a shower.
B: yea, I probably should. I must stink.
J: looks like you had a rough night. Need help???
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>J: one spoonful left. You want it?
B: no. it means ten more minutes in the Stairmaster.
J: come on, I wanna see you lick it of the spoon. Ice cream kiss. You should eat more you know. My mom says you�re too skinny.
B: your mom?
J: hmm�she doesn�t completely hate you, you know. I told her you were always skinny. Even when you were in high school.
B: you don�t know what I looked like in high school.
J: I live in Michael�s old room, remember? With all those high school year books. Pictures of you. You were a real geek.
B: I was never a geek.
J: then explain chemistry club.
B: that�s where I learned to build the bomb to blow up the school. But Mikey talked me out of it.
J: good thing he was around. I bet you wish he was here right now.
B: would you shut the fuck up about him?
J: I bet you�re secretly wishing that the phone would ring and it�ll be�
B: I said shut the fuck up. His life was just gonna hang there like some shirt in the closet you never wear.
J: so you pushed him away.
B: that was the only course of action.
J: yea, but now he hates you.
B: it�s ok, as long as Mikey�s happy.
J: god, you must really love him.
B: I think it�s time for you to go.
J: it always is. Luckily, you can�t push me away. I�m on to you.
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B: you're losing your shirt.
J: you almost lost yours.
B: I still have no idea why he droped the suit.
J: It's a mystery.
B: I guess i just have to be more careful who i fuck.
J: lucky for you I turn eighteen tomorrow.
B: what do you want for your birthday?
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