Brian and Justin quotes - Season 1
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b: how's it going?
j: just, uh, checking out the bars. you know, boytoy, meathook.
b: the meathook. really? so you're into leather?
j: sure.
b: where are you headed?
j: no place special.
b: i can change that.
j: this is a... really nice place. i like your...kitchen.
b: do you like special k?
j: it's ok. i like cheerios better.
b: i don't mean the kind you eat with bananas. my disco-pharmecologist cooks this up for me.
h: i'm really allergic to a lot of drugs. the doctor gave me penicillin once - nearly killed me. and...tylenol.
b: tylenol? no one's allergic to tylenol.tylenol's what they give you when you're allergic to everything else.
j: oh. well, uh...codeine. codeine's the worst. like, i get diahrrea and start vomiting uncontrollably at the same time.
b: well, we'll make sure and keep that one on the top shelf. out of reach. so, are you coming or going?or coming and then going? or coming and staying?
b: don't come yet.
j: ahh. i'll try. stop!
b: so, what do you like to do?
j: do? i don't know. watch tv play tomb raider.
b: i mean in bed.
j: oh. this is fine.
b: are you a top or a bottom?
j: top. and bottom.
b: oh, you're versatile then?
j: and ambidexterous. which was really confusing at first cause i could never figure out which hand to throw with.
b: do you like to rim?
j: sure. i love it.
b: great. go to it. well?
j: um...what exactly do you mean?
J: What's going on?
B: Everything. Come on. Get up. You gotta go.
J: Where?
B: Home.
J: I can't go home now. My-my parents think I'm staying at a friends.
B: You live with your parents?
J: Well, I'm still in school. I mean--college.
B: What year are you?
J: Junior. Sophomore. Between my junior and sohpomore year.
B: How old are you?
J: Twenty-one.
B: What year were you born?
J: ----- 1979.
B: Bullshit. You had to think before you answered that. How old are you really?
J: Twenty. Nineteen. Eight...teen.
B: Well, what is this, a missle launch?
J: Seventeen.
B: What is with kids today?
J: We just wanna get laid like everybody else.
B: Have you ever been with anyone before?
J: Sure. Well...not exactly. This is sort of my first.
B: I figured. Kind of young, aren't you? Well, I was fourteen my first time.
J: That's really young.
B: With my gym teacher.
J: I bet he was some old perv.
B: That old perv was probably the same age that I am now. It was after school in the locker rooms. He was taking a shower. I went back for something: a book, my jockstrap, I don't remember. Anyway, there he was, all naked, soaping himself. He saw me there, a big boner under my chinos. Shit, I walked right into the showers with all my clothes on.
J: No!
B: Got down on my knees and sucked him off right there.
J: He let you?
B: Let me? He loved it.
J: I bet you were scared.
B: Well, I guess we're all a little scared our first time. But I don't remember any more.
B: What the fuck are you doing here?
J: You said I could stay.
B: Right. Your parents. They think you're at a friends. Jesus Christ, what the hell happened? Don't tell me. I was doing handstands.
J: And juggling. You're not very good.
B: Shit. Why do I do these things? I'll tell you why. It was that fucking pig, Anita. She told me that was "E." That wasn't "E." That was some shit they cooked up in a bathtub in Tijiuana.
J: That's why you should never take drugs that aren't prescribed by a physician or recommended by a reliable pharmacist.
B: What are you, a public service announcement? Get dressed. I'll drive you home.
J: You can't. Michael has the car.
B: Why has he got it?
J: Because you were too high to--
B: I know what happened. I was there. I remember everything...perfectly. What was your name again?
J: Justin.
B: Yeah, right.
J: Can I take a shower?
B: Yeah. But hurry up. It's through there... I think.
B: Fuck! I have a baby.
J: Owh! Owh!
B: Two babies.
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