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| Q: | What's a FAQ?, |
| A: | That stands for frequently asked questions. As a bear, I tend to get asked the same kinds of questions a lot. |
| Q: | How do you pronounce FAQ? |
| A: | I never had to say it out loud. I think it's pronounced like barbecue, only with different letters. |
| Q: | Are you real? |
| A: | I am a real, stuffed bear. |
| Q: | Are you live? |
| A: | No. I am a toy bear. Michael's dad makes me talk and move. |
| Q: | Do you program your own site? |
| A: | Yes. I can't say it's hand-coded because I don't have hands. My site is all paw-coded. |
| Q: | Do you really know Smokey Bear? |
| A: | Yes. Michael and I met him at Knott's Berry Farm. He used to host an animal show there that taught kids about habitats and featured real live animals. The last time we were there, Michael was very disappointed by Smokey's absence. I guess he lost his job. They're making all kinds of changes at Knott's Berry Farm since the new owners took over. Don't get Michael's dad started on the subject cause he'll just get all mad about it. |
| Q: | Do you really drive a car? |
| A: | Yes. But Michael's dad has to help me with the stick-shift part. |
| Q: | What will you do when Michael gets tired of playing with you? |
| A: | I hope that never happens, but if it does, I'll probably join the Merchant Marine. I've always wanted to see the world. |
| Q: | What are your pet peeves? |
| A: | I hate it when Michael takes me to preschool and some kid tries to tear my arm off. Getting lost under the bed isn't much fun, either. Being a stuffed bear has its ups and downs. I try to be philosophical about it. |
| Q: | Do you have any tattoos? |
| A: | No. Just stitches from where Michael's mom sewed my arm back on. |
| Q: | Do you like being a bear? |
| A: | Oh, yea. The best part is doing silly things to make Michael laugh. Some stuffed animals just sit around, but not me. I'm an action bear. I'm always going for a cheap laugh. |
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