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| Heidi.....noun. Greeting AH........I bard......verb. Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow" Usage:"My brother bard my pickup truck." Jawjuh........noun. The state north of Florida. Capitol is Lanner Usage:"My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck." Bammer,,,,,,noun. The state west of Jawjuh. Capitol is Berminhayum Usage: "A tornader jes went through Bammer an' left $20,000,000 in improvements. Munts: noun. A calendar division. Usage:"My brother from Jawjuk bard my pickup truck, and I ain't heard from him in munts." Thank.......verb. Ability to cognitively process. Usage: "Ah thank ah'll go over younder and git me ah bare." Bare......noun. An alcoholic beverage made of barley,hops, and yeast. Usage: "Ah thank ah'll have a bare." Ignert......adjective. Not smart. See. "Arkansas native." Usage: "Them Bammer boys sure are ignert!" Ranch.....noun. A tool used for tight'nin' bolts. Usage: "I thank I left my ranch in the back of that pickup truck my brother from Jawjuh bard a few munts ago." All.....noun. A petroleum-based lubricant Usage: "I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck. Far.....noun. A conflagration Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh dont change the all in my pick- up truck, that things gonna catch far." Tar......noun. A rubber wheel Usage: "Lord willin' and the crik don't rise, I sure do hope to see that Eiffel Tire in Paris someday." Retard.....verb. To stop working Usage: "My grampaw retard at age 65." Fat......noun,verb. To engage in battle or combat Usage: " You younguns keep fat'n n' ah'm gonna whup y'uh." Rats......noun. Entitled power or privilege Usage: " I cuddint unnerstand a wurd he sed...mus' be from some farn country." Did....adjective. Not alive Usage: "He's did,Jim." Ear.....noun. A colorless,odorloess gas;oxygen Usage: "He cain't breathe....give 'im some ear!" Bob War.....noun. A sharp,twisted cable Usage: "Boy stay away from that bob war fence." Jew Here.....noun and verb contractions Usage:"Jew here that my brother from Jawjuh got a job with that bob war fence cump'ny?" Haze........a contraction Usage:"Is Bubba smart?" "Nah.....haze ignert. He ain't thanked but a minnit n' is laf. Seed.....verb. past tense of to see Usage:"Jew seed that feller on that horse?" View......contraction:verb and pronoun Usage:"I ain't never seed New York,view?" "Im fixin' to".....adjective. about to do something "Im fixin' to go down yonder and git me somethin' to drank/" skeert.......verb. to be frightened Usage: "I was so skeert I nearly peed ma pants." |
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