| Plez compleet this paper,best ya can. Last name:______________________ First name: [_]Billy Bob [_]Billy Joe [_]Bobby Jo [_]Bobby Sue [_]Billy Ray [_]Bobby Ann [_]Billy Sue [_]Bobby Ellen [_]Billy Mae [_]Bobby-Beth Ann Sue Age:___(if unsure,guess) Sex:[_]M [_]F [_]None Shoe Size:____Left____Right Occupation: [_]Farmer [_]Mechanic [_]Hair Dresser [_]Waitress [_]Un-employed [_]Dirty Politician Spouse's Name:________________________ 2nd Spouse's Name:____________________ 3rd Spouse's Name:_____________________ Lover's Name:_________________________ 2nd Lover's Name:______________________ Relationship with spouse: [_]Sister [_]Aunt [_]Brother [_]Uncle [_]Mother [_]Son [_]Father [_]Daughter [_]Cousin [_]Pet Number of children living in household:_____ Number of children living in shed:________ Number of children that are yours:________ Mother's Name:_______________________ Father's Name:________________________ Education: 1234(Circle highest grade completed) If you obtained a higher education what was your major? [_]5th Grade [_]6th Grade Do you [_]own or [_]rent your mobile home? Vehicles you own and where you keep them: ______Total number of vehicles you own ______Number of vehicles that still crank ______Number of vehicles in front yard ______Number of vehicles in back yard ______Number of vehicles on cement blocks Age you started drivin_____(If over 10 are you still slow learnin?[_]Yes [_]No Firearms you own and where you keep them: ____truck _______kitchen ____bedroom _______bathroom/outhouse ____shed _______pawnshop Model and year of your pickup:_______194___ Do you have a gun rack? [_]Yes [_]No (if no explain) Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to: [_]The National Enquirer [_]The Globe [_]TV Guide [_]Soap Opera Digest [_]Rifle and Shotgun [_]Bassmasters ___Number of times you've seen a UFO ___Number of times you've seen Elvis ___Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO How often do you bathe? [_]Weekly [_]Monthly [_]Not Applicable How many teeth in YOUR mouth?___ Color of teeth: [_]Yellow [_]Brownish-Yellow [_]Brown [_]Black [_]N/A Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer: [_]Red Man [_]Skoal How far is your home from a paved road: [_]1 mile [_]2 miles [_]dont know |
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