The Little Green People in Loser Land
Now just sit back and read my long but funny story!
       There once was a little green man, who lived in a little green tree that grew little green apples!  This little green man had a little green wife, and they had 2 little green children named Bum and Hobo.  Bum and Hobo had a butt for a pet.  It was a little green butt and it could talk!  But all it could say was "I'm Special!"  The whole family loved the little green butt and they all decided 2 call it "little butt."  Little butt allways ran away from the little green family.  They would always find him in the toilet.  The toilet could speak also.  It would always tell them where little butt would hide, and what they would have for dinner every night.  They would have little green eggs and ham for dinner, and for dessert, they would have little green apple pies!  The little green family considered the toilet as an oracle.  So they worshiped the wise old toilet.
         One day, the little green family decided to become SUPER HEROS!  So one night, they heard a scream from another tree in their loser neighborhood.  "It sound sounds like someone is having a heart attack!"  the green little man said.  "lets go ask the toilet!" the little green wife said.  So they all went up to the wise old toilet and asked "what is happening in the other tree wise old toilet?"  "a girl is having a seizure!" the toilet told them.  So they all flew over to the tree and asked "what is wrong?"  and the other little green man asked them "Why are you here?"  and little butt screamed "I'M SPECIAL!" there was a moment of silence as they stared at the stupid little green butt.  Then finally the other little green man said "GET OUT!"  and then Bum told him "but we just wanted to help!"  "NO!" the old man shouted.  So they all flew out very sad.  And in the middle of the night, they heard a scream, and they knew the little girl had died.  In the morning, they found ANOTHER butt on their door step!  This butt was blue, and it sparkled, therefore, the family thought it was specialer than little butt, so they named it "little specialer butt"  and this butt could talk too!  But all it could say was "I sparkle!"  Little butt was happy about the new butt coming into their home, because he could have a frend to hide in the toilet with!  So one day, the family went up to the wise old toilet, and asked "what is happening in the world today?"  "Theres a murderer in TOKIO!"  the toilet sed.  So they all flew over to tokio in one second, wen it would have taken an hour and a half.  So they put the murderer in prison, and then something meraculous happend!  the two little butts magically appeared with them!  They looked sad and so the family went back to the tree and asked the toilet "why are the two butts sad?"  and the toilet answered "I have told the whole world their secret!  the two butts have been giving me knowledge and power!  and now the whole world knows that you all have been the people under the pink poka-dotted super hero outfits!MWAHHHAHA!"  Since the green little family were losers, they put the two butts in a time out.  But then something good happend, the whole world accepted them!  So they changed the name of their town to "accepted villiage"!  The moral of the story is, if you give things 2 ppl that r good, u will get things good back, and whenever someone dies that u tried to help, a butt will appear on your door step!  So if ur nice enough, THATS A LOT OF BUTTS!


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