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04/01/05
Welly Welly Welly Well. Look who it be! The DG Guys! Miss me much??? Kitsune Orenjii, Neo-Norway News |
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Dear Kitsune Orenjii,
Kyoji: Ah, Ohayou! It's nice to hear from you. Michelo: Miss you? Yeah...right...sure... Wong: Did you bring us anything? Ulube: Um...well, Hi... >_><_< Master Asia: BAH! This is a waste of time! |
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04/01/05
Hey haven't sent in a while! I had to knock some sense in to a certain some one...... I read it. Anywhos two important birthdays are comein' up one of them's amongst you, the other's right in front of you. If he gives a bad report on his big day I shall dump dirty kitty litter on the lot of you! 'Kay!? Kiss Kiss ^_~ Neko Navis/ Obsidian Angel ^.^* |
Dear Neko Navis,
Kyoji: Neko Navis-san, Otanjoubi wa nan desu ka? I'm guessing one of the two you're talking about is your's. Wong: I like birthdays. ^______^ There is always cake at them. So who's having a birthday around here? Michelo: Feh, it ain't a party unless someone brings booze. Screw the cake! Ulube: Happy Birthday in advance. Don't worry, I'm sure there won't be anything bad to report. Master Asia: Birthday parties are a waste of time! Bah! THEY ARE FOR CHILDREN! |
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04/02/05
Dear DG Guys, I don't think Jill's art book gave you guys nearly the amount of recognition you deserve. Do you and the Shuffle Alliance get along all right? Oh, and um.. Master Asia, The Emperor was lying about the whole "drunken Chibodee making love to your pillows". Trust me, if the Emperor had a hold of a drunken, and unclothed Chibodee it wouldn't be pillows they'd be making love to. Ja! - Kayla |
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Dear Kayla,
Kyoji: Get along? Hmmm... well as long as they aren't making too much noise upstairs. Well, at least I try to get along, I'm not so sure about everyone else. Michelo: Yeah! Those books never have enough pictures of me! I bet those Shuffle losers have something to do with it too! Wong: Now now, you don't think that's the reason do you? Ha! There aren't many pictures of you because you're ugly. Michelo:...Say what?! Ulube: We get along okay if they stay upstairs. We usually don't interact with them much. Master Asia: What?! I don't want to know these things! KEEP THAT DRUNK AND 'THE EMPEROR' AWAY FROM MY ROOM! Feh! Disgusting! |
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04/20/05
Dear Kyoji, I thought I would send you an -email all about my day at Japanese Class. I was the first one in class, and with the lights off, the class room is nice. (Usually it's very hot) One guy in class arrived and then George-san arrived. George-san's neck wasn't green today. George-san has a blanket that turn's his neck green. We did a speaking practice and then a listening practice, in which the cd messed up so Sensei read the script to us. After break it was time for games. George-san and I played Battleship. George -san sank my food, my textbook and my excersice. I also sank George-san's food, excersice and textbook. Then we played Twins. I came in first in round one and fourth in round two. George-san didn't make it to the board in time in round 2. But George-san got revenge in the card-grabbing game by winning. He made me deaf in one ear when he yelled his victory. Well Kyoji-san, I hope you have a nice day. Sincerely, Schwartz |
Dear Schwartz,
Kyoji: ... Nan...NANI?! Schwartz?! I'm not sure what to make of this. How could Schwartz be at...and... George? George has a green blanket? I uh... Schwartz? >_><_< *wanders off confused*...Schwartz? |
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04/24/05
Dear DG-Minna, Okay, so I was talking with my younger brother the other day and would you like to know the blasephemy that came out of his mouth?!! What he said to his dear onee-san? ...He said Master Asia kicks ass. Personally, I think he needs to shut the hell up and let Kyoji-san, Ulube-san, Wong-san and Michelo-san take over. Sincerely, Kayla |
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Dear Kayla,
Master Asia: Blasphemy? HARDLY! Finally, someone in this wolrd you has some common sense! You SHOULD LISTEN to your little brother! Kyoji: Oh dear, now he's got an ego going. Hmmm shut up and let us take over... I could go for that. Michelo: Ha! I like the way this Kayla person thinks! Ulube: I almost took over once... I got so close too... Wong: ...Yeah, me too... I should try again! Ulube: Not if I do it first! Michelo: Feh! No way! I'm taking over this time! Kyoji: Hmm... *sneaks off to his closet* |
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Hey Guys, Issho ni nugimasen ka? Love, The Emperor |
Dear "The Emperor",
Kyoji: Eeh? Jaa... sumimasen ga chotto... Michelo: What? What did they ask? Ulube: Um... "The Emperor", said "Shall we all strip together?"...and... um... I'm with Kyoji on this... Michelo: O_o? You guys said "No"....right? Kyoji: ...Yes... Michelo: Yeah...I agree with them... for once... Wong: ...Do we get paid? Kyoji, Michelo, Ulube: O_O? Wong: What? Master Asia: WHAT IS THIS?! Feh! Disgusting! HOW DARE YOU ASK THIS! |
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04/28/05
Buenos Dias, seniores. I have two questions for all of you: 1) If you HAD to room with one of the Shuffle Alliance, who would it be & why? 2) Have you ever thought of group consulling or therapy? Sincerely, Marissa Rosaro Gundam fighter for NEO-Argentina |
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Dear Marissa,
Kyoji: Ohayou, thank you for the letter, now lets see, 1. Hmmm I could probably put up with any of them. I don't really have anything against any of the guys upstairs. 2. Group therapy? I doubt that would go over very well. Not that any of us have the money for that to start with. Ulube: Hmmm let's see this shouldn't be to hard, 1. Hmmm either Argo or George. I know I wouldn't get along with Domon and Chibodee is too loud and annoying. Who's the other one...Oh yeah, Sai, the short one. Nah, he's to energtic. 2. I don't think I need therapy. Maybe the others do, but I'm perfectly fine. Michelo: Feh, another one of these stupid letters, fine, 1. I say none! HA! I'm not going to pick. How do you like that? Huh? 2. Yeah, right, therapy. I don't need therapy. There is no problem a little drink can't solve and it's cheaper that way! Wong: Ah, hmm well if you're prefectly fine I must be a god. Now for these questions, 1. Hmmm I suppose any of them would be fine...but if I had to choose, I'd say Sai. I'd never have to pay for meals ever again. 2. I think Ulube and Master Asia need therapy. They have superiority issues. Master Asia: BAH! What pointless questions! 1. None of those guys DESERVE to be even considered! I share my room with NO ONE! 2. Therapy? HAH! Never! I do not need such a thing. |
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04/29/05
Guys, Uhh.. Asia... In one of Neko Navis's letters., (the one below my last one), you said something that caught my attention. and I quote "Birthday parties are a waste of time! Bah! THEY ARE FOR CHILDREN!" I have a question about that. When you were younger, did you not get any b-day presents? 'Cuz you seem like maybe you were ignored by your parents or somethng... Did you have a rough child hood? and no, I didn't bring anything for you guys. I have no money. Yours brokely, Kitsune Orenjii, Neo-Norway News |
Dear Kitsune Orenjii,
Master Asia: This is none of your business. Go waste someone else's time! I HAVE NO TIME FOR YOUR POINTLESS LETTERS. Rough childhood? Bah! Wong: Awww, well then, next time you have money, will you bring us stuff? ^_^ Candy is always good. |
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05/03/05
Dear DG Group *flashes a fistful of twenty dollar bills* Of course you'll get paid. Now strip! XOXOXOX, The Emperor |
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Dear "The Emperor",
Kyoji: I'm still not stripping. Zenzen Nugimasen! Wong: O_O? You're really going to pay? Michelo: No! I don't care how much money you got there! Ulube: Don't you have anything else you'd rather spend your money on? >_><_< Master Asia: Never! YOUR DIRTY MONEY IS USELESS! Go find yourself a hobby! |
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05/05/05
Happy birthday U-sama!!!! *glomp* *kiss* Ohhhhhh you're 38 today! So I gotcha 38 Chihuahuas!!!!! ..........just kidding! Here's what I really gotcha! 1: Air Force pilot ear muffs! These sukcers can keep out any noise over 200 db! 2:A bottle of 'Lucky' calogne! It'd really smell nice on you! 3: A stress ball! You need it with Karato on your ass! 4: Clothes! Not just any clothes! DKNY! It's very classy! 5: I couldn't resist this but I got you a sombrereo! ^^; Happy Cinco de Mayo! Well I hope the boys are being nice today! okay! Ti amo! Arrivederci! Neko Navis/ Obsidian Angel ^.^* |
Dear Neko Navis,
Ulube: ^_^ Well thank you. You really didn't have to go out and get all that. A nice letter would have been enough. Wong: It's your birthday? Do we get cake? Ulube: It's always something about sweets with you isn't it? Wong: Well uh.. Happy Birthday! Where's the cake?! Michelo: Screw the cake! Let's get smashed! Kyoji: O Tanjoubi Omedetou Gozaimasu. Ulube: Uh, thanks. Master Asia: Keep it down! Feh! It's just a birthday! If you're all going to make so much noise, GO AWAY! Ulube: U______U; Thanks for all the gifts. It really means a lot. |
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05/06/05
Hola muchachos. First. Michelo... Be nice or I'll kick your ass. And to think I was considering sending you a bottle of Barcardi 151. I happen to know a good liquor dealer. Second. Asia.... your mood would improve if you removed that stick from your ass. I am rather curious as to why you are all room mates. Some of you don't seem very compatible. I am surprised you guys are even in the same house as The Great Shuffle Alliance. Sincerely. Marissa |
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Dear Marissa,
Michelo: You were what? Damn! Heh, I can be good... so where's the bottle? Master Asia: BAH! Again with that stick nonsense! I DO NOT have a STICK up my ass! Such a ridiculous claim. Kyoji: It's rather simple Marissa-san. You see, the rent it rather cheap. We usually don't see the Shuffle Alliance anyway. They stay upstairs, we stay down here, unless it's dinner time. Sometimes the short one, um Sai, follows Jiru-san down here. Not often though. Wong: Ah, and this house is never short on sweets. It's very convenient. Pocky, cookies, cake, chocolate, you name it it's probably here. It's a small price to pay to have to listen to the others yelling. Ear plugs come in handy. Ulube: That girl, even though she can be rather annoying at times, has some good evil potential. I think with some fine tuning she'd fit in more with us then with those guys upstairs. Kyoji: Now now, leave Jiru-san out of this. Remember, she buys the groceries. Ulube: A minor set back. Kyoji: *sigh* |
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05/08/05
Dear Master Asia, You are my hobby. Didn't you know that? Much more dastardly than you, The Emperor. |
Dear, "The Emperor",
Master Asia: A person can not be a hobby. Such a idiotic thing to say. GET A LIFE! Bah. Stupid letters. |
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05/14/05
Dear DG, Dear Urube, Don't you think Sai and Fork would be sad if you turned Jill evil? Dear Kyoji-san, How is your "project" in the closet going? Dear Wong, Have you ever had Redbean cakes? Dear Michelo, I'd invite you to my birthday, but I don't want to get quite that drunk. Sincerely, Unearthly Emperor |
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Dear "The Emperor",
Ulube: Do you think I care about that... wait...who's Fork? Kyoji: Hmmm pretty well... though I may have to move it to another place. People around here are nosy and don't know what keep out means. U_U Wong: No... I don't think I have. Are they good? Michelo: Awww come on... it'll be fun. I'll behave... >_><_< Honest... It's so hard to get good booze around this place. |
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05/24/05
I checked your chinese zodiac signs! check it out! it might get a little interesting! Read very carefully! Urube-Sama- Ox Kyoji- Snake Wong-Chan- Sheep/Goat Michelino- Monkey Master Asia- Tiger Kiss Kiss! Neko Navis/ Obsidian Angel |
Dear Neko Navis,
Ulube: Hah! See that? I'm a natural born leader. I told you I was most suited for ruling the universe. Kyoji: Intelligent and charming? Really? Well I suppose that's true... I'm not sure about charming though... Wong: Ah yes, I am rather creative. My plans are ingenious. Michelo: Heh! That's pretty good! Charming and fun loving. Sounds just like me. Master Asia: HAH! It says that I'm king! And a born leader! You should all listen to me! Ulube: Hah! Well I'm a born leader... and a lot smarter than you. They should listen to me! Kyoji: I'm staying out of this one... Wong: I think I make the best leader... I've got a creative streak! Michelo: Feh! I can be creative too under the influence. Kyoji: Thanks for the letter...sorry about them.... U_U |
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05/26/05
Dear Michelo, I have turned 21 years old today. *raises a bottle of tequila* Would you like some? There's whiskey here too, or do you want something stronger? From, The Emperor |
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Dear "The Emperor",
Michelo: Hell Yeah! Something stronger? Just mix those together, that oughta give me a nice buzz. |
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05/28/05
Michelo....Urube Does Nastasha know about this? Neko Navis/ Obsidian Angel ^.^* |
Dear Neko Navis,
Ulube: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!...O______O Wait... Why would Nastasha care? Michelo: Damn... I must have been really smashed then... Ulube: You're always smashed... Michelo: Yeah...So? Ulube: U____U |
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05/29/05
Dg Guys, Hello again! Asia, I feel really sorry for you. Were your parents abusive? Were you an only child?.. *gasp* DID YOU NOT RECEIVE CAKE AND ICE CREAM ON YOUR BIRTHDAYS?!?!?!!?!??!?!? Everyone else, I finally got money, so.. I BROUGHT CANDY!! x3 -Kitsune Orenjii, Neo-Norway News |
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Dear Kitsune Orenjii,
Master Asia: BAH! I have said it over and over... BIRTHDAY PARTIES ARE FOR CHILDREN AND THAT'S FINAL! Wong: Candy? Really? Oh can I have it please?! Michelo: Can I just have the money? Ulube: I'm good...really...thanks anyway. Kyoji: Thanks for the candy. |
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06/02/05
Yo, everyone of you. Uhm... Hi? Oi, *slaps computer* Silly binary reader. =.=; Uh, anyways. How are you guys - the better characters of such a wonderous Alternate Universe Gundam series? I was just wondering a few things/ had a few things to say. Ulube, sir, why is there always a guy that wears some sort of mask on many Gundam Series? I mean no disrespect. Just wanting to know. Because, it is quite a mystery. Michelo, uh - Mr. Mobster person thingy, uhm... *tries to think of something to ask* Uh, okay. Can't think of anything. I do have some advice, though. You should hang out with this guy I know named Wakka -- he has hair almost just like yours. ^^; -- You can find him in the FFX Universe. Just call 1-900-2BLITZBALL. Kyoji-san, were you ever approached on the street by your own brother and asked if you had "seen this guy"? Just wondering, Domon seemed a little confused at times, and I mean I would be too. After that episode with Schwartz's legs wrapped around the tree O.o; Master Asia, all mighty sir of the Undefeated East...er, yeah... You're cool. I'll probably get hate mail for saying that too though. O.o; But yeah, your Gundam looks better than all the other Gundams on the show. But, really, why aren't you married? Surely there's a nice older, single lady out there for you? Or do you not need love? And lastly, but with great respect, Mr. Wong, is your giant Gundam Chess set for sale? I'll gladly trade you lots of money and/or candy for it. And, I don't think you have a teddy -- you're more of a kitty person. Okay, one last question for all of you to ponder... If you had a Karaoke Contest, who would win? I think I could beat you all... Muwahahahaha, Oh ho ho ho ho - er... I can sing the Gravitation Soundtrack pretty well. Wanna try me? Thanks for your time, ~The Undefeatable, Ruby Weapon. P.S. - Is Schwartz really a Ninja or no? If so, does he work for NinjaBurger [dot] com? |
Dear Ruby,
Ulube: Honestly, it's beyond me. I have to wear one though, thanks to the horrible injury I received. Michelo: Wakka? What kinda name is that? Hah! Sounds like a real loser. I dout anyone has hair as great as mine. Kyoji: No, not he never did. He may get confused at times but I doubt he could be that dense. As for Schwartzm well... that's kind of hard to explain. I suppose that yes, he was a ninja... but no... he doesn't work at NinjaBurger...whatever that is. Master Asia: Hmmm finally someone who knows what they are talking about. I do have the best looking gundam. Feh. Love... that's a waste of time... women only get in the way. Wong: Hmmmm no, I don't think I can give that up. Not even for all the candy and riches in the world. I had too many good times playing with that thing. Ulube: Karaoke? Hmmm no, I'll pass. I haven't done that for awhile and rather not embarrass myself by singing along to some horrible pop song. Michelo: I don't sing... well, not without the right motivation... if you get what I mean. Kyoji: I don't know who would win... It's kind of hard to tell. I can't say I've heard any of them singing before... I wouldn't want to sing in front of anyone myself. Master Asia: Bah! I would win! I am undefeated in everything I do! Wong: Is there a prize in this contest? |
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06/02/05
Yo, evil dudes! It is I again. the person with the really long e-mail from last time. Oh ho ho ho ho. I have one very simple question for all of you: - What's ya'll's favorite book? Michelo, I won't accept the 100 hundred best brewed beers of all time... or anything on or about Lasagna, for some reason, your name reminds me of layers upon layers of crispy noodles and pizza sauce. O.o; And as for you, Master Asia, I won't accept that you don't read! Because if you don't read, then you wouldn't even know how to spell your own... uhm...name? Wait, you're name is, entirely, Master Asia? Don't you have a last name? Oh, and I wrote you a song, wanna hear it? Ta-ta, Ruby Weapon PS. 1 pwn u4 50u15 4 3v34! |
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Dear Ruby,
Kyoji: Hmmm my favorite book? Well there a lots of things I like to read. I recently have been reading this book Jill has about strange inventions from Japan. It's rather amusing. Wong: Hmmmm I don't read that much, but I prefer non-fiction books to novels. Hmm I can't really think of a favorite though. Ulube: I like history books about the great dictators and rulers of the world. They're inspiring. Michelo: Feh! Why do I have to have a favorite book? Do comic books count as books? This is a stupid question. Master Asia: Bah! Of course I read! Reading is good for the mind. Don't concern yourself about my name! That's none of YOUR business! Feh! Wrote a song? Does that mean you're going to sing now? Kyoji: Oh yes, one more thing... you don't own our souls. Thank you writing though. |
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06/03/05
HOLLA AMIGOS!! First. Michelo I think you've been good enough. *hands over bottle of Bicardi 151.* For you. Second. *Throws a mega-pack box of double chocolate Pocky in Wong's direction.* Jill said you were out. Third. Ulube, sorry I missed your birthday. Here. *hands over "The Idiot's Guide To Taking Over The Universe."* Kyoji...*hug* Sometimes I think you are the ONLY sane one in the house. Including Jill. Asia. You're not special enough to get anything. News from upstairs. I've got the gossip of what's going on between Jill & Sai. There was a "mix-up" of laundry when really stuff got a little hot & heavy in Sai's room. ^_^ It pays spending alot of time with George & Chibodee. Hasta Luega. Marissa NEO-Argentina, Glittering Gundam |
Dear Marissa,
Michelo: Yes! Score! I'm gonna have good day today! This behaving stuff really does pay off! Wong: For me? Really? ^______^ Thank you! It seems the things I write on the grocery list get pasted over. I suppose she knows though, she comes down here and eats my candy and Pocky. Ulube: *blink blink* Uh, thanks. Hmmm, I needed something new to read, this could be promising. Kyoji: Arigatou Marissa-san. It's rather hard to hold on to that sanity some days, trust me. Master Asia: Feh! What makes you think I'd want anything from you? Kyoji: ...Wait...you mean that's what's been going on up there? Well, that's a bit surprising...though, I guess that explains why Jiru-san is down here hiding in my office. Michelo: Damn! Really? Who know that kid had it in him. Hell! Who knew she had it in her for that matter. Wong: Well it seems our suspicions were right. It was rather juicy information. Who would thought that loud mouth and Mr. Prim and Proper would actually be useful for finding these things out. Ulube: *smirks* Well, I guess doing laundry can be interesting after all hmmm? Master Asia: Why should we care about that? Bah! I wouldn't trust your sources! Kyoji: Now now, let's not make a big deal out of it...*glare* Understand? Wong: O_O He's making that face again... Ulube: We'll be good... Michelo: *nods* Yeah...we'll be nice... |
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06/06/05
Yo dark side guys! What's up! Hi Kyoji ^___^ like staying over at Jills house? It's fun to have you there. Maybe I should show the rest of these guys some "photos" of you while you were visiting! (black mail >:3) Oh, and you other dark dudes, I send you a personal invation to Jill's house to see Sai, Domon, Kyoji and Yuki's embarassing moments!! Why am I doing this Kyoji? 1: It's still revenge for you dressing me up like a "chick" 2: I love you, and this is just another way to show my love for you :3 (maybe >XD) So how are all ya dark dudes doing? I'm hving fun w/ black mail, thanks for asking. :3 You know what you guys need, hard core rock music. Hm....*looks around* ya know, paint the walls black and put up some skulls and gothic stuff, this place can be real awsome. kukkukukukukuku Then I'll move in w/ you guys and hard rock music all night long! Sake and partying every day! Yeah!! >X3 yes, that includes sweets too. Lots of candy, whole bunch of sake! >X3 Time for me to leave, make sure you guys come over OK!? Laterz all! Love, Alisha Kasshu >X3 I rock, hell hard! |
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Dear Alisha,
Michelo: How come you guys get another house?! Kyoji: It belongs to Koji...Jill's mechanic...she just uses it from time to time. U___U It's best not to ask. Ulube: I rather not have loud hard rock music...thanks. Wong: Ah and it's already dark down here. Painting the walls black would make it worse. Master Asia: Bah! YOU HAVE NO SENSE OF DECORATION STYLE! Black and skulls? BAH! What do you think we do down here? LOUD MUSIC?! PARITES?! FEH! Stupid girl! Go bother someone who cares! You're wasting our time! Kyoji: U___U Thanks for the decor advice but I think we'll just keep it the way it is... |
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06/06/05
Holy mechanical chickens, Michelo! Hello to everyone else too. It is I, I hath returned to torture you all some more. Yes, Master A, that does mean I'm going to sing. But, alas, do not fear, for I was in choir in the 6th grade. (Shortly after that I moved to Visual arts and Orchestra, but heck, that doesn't matter does it?) Anywho, here goes: Twinkle, twinkle, little master, How I wonder about your [purple] polyester [chorus]Up above the world so high[chorus] [yelling] LIKE AN OLD GUY IN THE SKY[yelling] Twinkle, twinkle, little master, How I wonder about your [fruity] polyester. Anyways... I hope you enjoyed that momentous occasion. It'll never happen again -- thankfully. Actually, I did have a question. You guys obviously don't really do anything during the day. So, what Soap Operas do you guys watch? I expect you guys do watch something on daytime television. Thanks ^^, Ruby... PS. .... [BLANK SPACE] |
Dear Ruby,
Master Asia: ...WHAT WAS THAT?! Twinkle Twinkle Little Star?! BAH! Can't you be more creative that than?! Feh, that was the worse excuse for a song that I've ever heard. Kyoji: I don't watch much tv. I usually stay in my room during the day. Wong: I don't watch soap operas, I like the food channel. There are so many shows about candy. ^___^ Ulube: Soap Operas are boring. They're too predictable. I prefer something like the history channel. Michelo: Soap Operas? Those blow! Anything is better than soaps... even little kids shows....not that I watch those...but yeah! |
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06/10/05
>.>; Yo, Well, well, Master Asia, you should be glad someone likes you enough to make up some rather enlightening lyrics to "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" in your honor. What'd you expect, David Bowie in Spandex? What, you want me to sing about a little baby while puppets play with it? Well, THOSE PUPPETS TASTE MIGHTY GOOD! *pants* WHAT DO YOU EXPECT FROM ME? *twitches* I'm not GACKT! Hell, MY REAL NAME ISN'T EVEN RUBY! WTH IS MY REAL NAME? I DON'T KNOW IT! I'm a writer not a singer, a fighter not a lover. And... well, now this is leading absolutely nowhere... Ugh... Let me start over... Master Asia - Either say something nice or I eat you, just like I ate all of my magical singing Gremlin Puppets I ordered from eBay... Michelo - Hmm, do you like Teletubies or Blues Clues better? Or, maybe even so far as to say DBZ? Or even... dun dun dun... Sailor Moon? Maybe Totally Spies is more your type. Ulube - History is good for the brain. Unfortunately, your brain capacity is spent sitting around angsty, drunken, ...>>;, and PMSing males. Do you lose an IQ point everytime they do something dumb, seriously? You must have started out with a load of those points. Wong - I love you... here's a Pinata. *holds up Gundam Pinata* Play with that while I steal your chess set. ^^; Kyoji - I have no idea what to say to you... do you listen to Emo? ~Is now leaving, Ruby... |
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Dear Ruby,
Master Asia: ...I'm not even going to respond... it is the most PATHETIC letter to date. Michelo: What?! Why would I watch stupid shows like that?! Come on! Give me a little credit! Ulube: Excuse me? Are you saying that I'm unintelligent? Wong: ...I don't want this... You'll never find my chess set... I've hidden it somewhere safe. ^_^ Kyoji: What is emo? Is that a band? |
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06/10/05
Dear Kyoji, How did you end up living with Miss Jill? Is she as upbeat at home as in Japanese class? Sincerely, Schwartz |
Dear Schwartz,
Kyoji: O____O? Schwartz? This is bizarre... >_><_< Um... well... I ended up here after seeing an ad for rooms for rent. I suppose she is as upbeat...she seemed to usually be in a good mood...but I haven't seen her in class so I don't know. >_><_< Schwartz? |
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06/11/05
Master Asia, Why do you cut your mustache so it looks like Hitler's? I am also wondering how you still have a voice because you are always yelling at everyone. Even the people nice enough to send you letters. I Don't Like You. - Schwartz |
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Dear Schwartz,
Master Asia: Feh! You think I care what YOU have to say?! I don't like you either! |
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06/11/05
DG dudes, oh, I have a bad sense of decoration....? *vein pop* personaly I didn't want to get angry w/ you guys, but you left me no choice. *brings out pictures of Kyoji w/ make up on* TA DA! 5 sets for $20! Come on, anybody? I got Yuki ones too *holds up pictures of Yuki w/ make up on too* I got tons of copies! Recorded DVDs of Kyoji and Yuki screaming and begging for mercy, $40! Good prices, ya can't get these anywhere else! Love, Alisha Kasshu >:3 |
Dear Alisha,
Kyoji: O____O Why are you picking on me? I never said you had decoration sense... Master Asia did. Come on now, blackmail isn't a very nice thing to do. I've done nothing wrong...on this occasion at least. Wong: Blackmail huh? But who is this Yuki person? Friend of your's? Kyoji: Yuki is Jill's older brother... that blue haired guy that comes by every now and again...the one Sai Saici is afraid of. Michelo: OH! You mean the creepy doctor guy? Damn... I didn't know he was related to the brat. Ulube: Well, as tempting at the offer is... I rather not pay that much for blackmail. |
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06/12/05
Dear DG Guys, What is the worst thing about being stripped of your former titles and power, and having to live with an eighteen year old gundam pilot and pay rent? Sincerely, Alster, ORB Sun Times |
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Dear Alster,
Kyoji: Juu hachi sai? Ah sou. That's right... Jiru-san is eighteen now... I met here originally two years ago. I don't think I actually ever had a title... and I don't mind living here. It's nice, though I'm probably the only one that thinks so. Ulube: The worst thing? No one takes me seriously and it's so noisy upstairs. They just stomp around. Sometimes I think they do it on purpose. The girl, well out of all of them... I think she is probably the least irritating. Wong: I don't mind Jill... she buys me candy. ^___^ Though, I do miss being in charge of Neo-Hong Kong and well once the world...I was so close to ruling it forever too. Hmm... you know...now that I think of it... I'm running out of chocolate bars. Michelo: It sucks! I use to be a powerful mob boss and now... I'm stuck here! Sure it's not that expensive... but she's got these stupid rules. I'm not allow to do nothing fun! ... I'll stick around though...one of these days when she ain't here... I'm gonna get my revenge on those guys upstairs. Master Asia: Striped of my title?! BAH! I STILL HAVE MY TITLE! This place needs to be whipped into shape. That girl is lazy and only adds to all the noise! They're always making noise! Feh! I STILL HAVE MY TITLE THOUGH! |
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06/13/05
Fellas, Master Asia, you shall have no place in my New World Order, sadly. Besides, I can't let anyone who yells out such unoriginal lines join my Haute Conquest Mission. After all, it is top the line, I can't let such an unpopular character in to such an elite organization. You could always subscribe to the newsletter though. Here, have a complimentary Terry-Cotton Bath Robe, courtesy of HCM. Next, Sir Ulube, I definitely was not calling you unintelligent. If anything I was calling you rather smart. After all, I did state: "You must have started out with a lot of those points". Meaning, I still respect your level of intelligence even after living with... how can I put it politely? Oh, I can't... fools. Fun fools, but fools non-the-less. Michelo, I'm afraid I can't give you any credit beyond being a sarcastic jerk. Which isn't bad, unless you're running for Mr. Universe, which I'm pretty sure you're not. Aw, Wong, the pinata is 1337 though. Are you sure you don't want it? I made it myself, to resemble the Burning/Shining/other-sparkly-words Gundam. It's filled with chocolate. Oh well, you can always give it to Master A... then he'd actually be able to, truly, say he was undefeated... over marketably shaped children's birthday toys. Congratulations. Kyoji, I'm not really sure exactly what Emo music sounds like, myself. I'm too busy listening to anime soundtracks to really care about American culture or music. Tsk tsk on me. I really should get back to taking over the world. Though, what music do you listen to? Never say goodbye! ~Ruby Ps. - Spicy Marmalade |
Dear Ruby,
Master Asia: YOU!? TAke OVER THE WORLD?! HA! I wouldn't want a place in your new world order. BAH! That is the most PATHETIC thing I have ever heard! I DON'T WANT YOUR BATH ROBE! Ulube: You're right. They are fools. That's the reason I am well stalked with aspirin and ear plugs. Michelo: What the hell are you talking about? Wong: There's chocolate in that thing.... hmmm... Okay! I changed my mind~ I want it! Give it here! Kyoji: I listen to various things. Jiru-san has lot of different CDs as well as music on her computer. She sends me files every now and then. The only thing I don't like is rap. They're not singing... just talking really fast and I don't think of that as music. |
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06/16/05
Dear Mr. Asia, I apologize, but there must be some mistake. My information here says you were defeated by your former student, Domon Kasshu. Do you despute this claim? Sincerely, Alster, ORB Sun Times |
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Dear Alster,
Master Asia: I do not have to answer this. I AM MASTER ASIA! UNDEFEATED OF THE EAST! |