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06/21/05
Dear DG, Miss me? I hear you've been getting some normal mail recently. See, that just can't happen so.... Master Asia, are you seme or uke? Michelo, how much do you cost because I have a friend who has a big thing for italian mobsters Wong, I stole all your pocky/sweets. Haha! Ulube, If you wear a top hat and a cape you could be the Phantom Kyoji-san, How is your "project" going? Love, The Emperor |
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Dear "The Emperor",
Master Asia: Am I a what? What do those things mean? MAKE SENSE NEXT TIME! Michelo: How much do I cost? Are you trying to sell me to someone? Wong: What?! You did?! But... but... Why?! Ulube: Uh...okay then. Thanks? Kyoji: Very good. I should be finished with it soon. I can't wait to show it off. |
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06/21/05
Dear Master Asia, I'm sorry, but my information is very clear and as I rechecked my source, it's also very accurate. You were defeated by Domon Kasshu. Why do you continue to deny it? I'm sure in your mind it wasn't a loss, but to the rest of the world it was, and I believe it's time you faced reality. Sincerely, Alster, ORB Sun Times |
Dear Alster,
Master Asia: Feh! I don't have to talk to you! GO BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE! |
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06/27/05
Dg Guys, Oh dear, it seems there's another reporter contacting you ^__^ I wonder if it's caused by my news articles? I must adnmit, Master Asia, that this Sun Times reported id correct in thinking that you are, indeed, defeated ^_____________^ Plus we still haven't finished talking about that birthday party thing...... Ah, Here ya go, Wong-sama! *gives much much chocolate ^__^* It's expensive chocolate, since I have money. So you should make it last. No, Michelo, you can't. You already owe me $40.00 from when you jipped money out of me. So.. GO GET A JOB! Aww, Ulube-sama, are you sure you don't want cady? ^__^ It dosen't bite... I think ^________^ You're welcome, Kyoji-sama! -Kitsune Orenjii, Neo Norway News |
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Dear Kitsune Orenjii,
Master Asia: I'll tell you the same thing I told the other. GO BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE! Bah! Reporters. More like vultures. Wong: Ah! Thank you. Someone else stole my old stash. This will replace it just fine. Michelo: I don't owe ya nothing. It's your fault you gave me the money before! Ulube: No, really, I'm fine. Kyoji: Thanks for writing. Please feel free to whenever you wish. |
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06/30/05
Hello DG guys. I was just upstairs bothering the Shuffle Alliance boys, so I though I would drop in and bother you guys too. Master Asia, Your hair looks good but, why is it so long? Why not get it cut short? Michelo, I can't think of anything to ask you because you're not important. Wong, I have an endless supply of chocolate, Pocky, and other sweets. Will you marry me? Ulube, Um...I like your hat. Can I have it? Kyoji, You kinda scare me. -Bobbertail, Neo-Hong Kong Outlook |
Dear Bobbertail,
Master Asia: I like my hair. It looks good. That ANNOYING kid from China has long hair. Why can't I? Michelo: ...HEY! What do you mean not important?! Wong: Hmmm... what kind of chocolate are we talking about here? Ulube: My hat? No. I like my hat. You can't have it. Kyoji: ...Why? |
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07/03/05
Guess who's back? It is I, Ruby, I know you guys didn't miss me. But to answer an earlier question... I think Master A is uke... I mean, come on... anyways, Master A... how are you? Good as always? Having fun yelling at people? Well, I haven't come to ask you any stupid questions. So, happy happy. Hmm, Wong? Here's your pinata, sorry bout that ^^; Michelo: ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang, ooo eee ooo ah ah ching chang walla walla bing BANG! Ulube: Do you love yourself? It's the best love of all, like that olympic song goes. Kyoji: Why does your name rhyme with Jumanjii? Kind of... ~Not-knowing-what-to-say, Ruby. PS - ... go destroy those annoying guys upstairs... use arsenic if you must! |
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Dear Ruby,
Master Asia: Bah! For not asking stupid questions, you sure asked a lot. Wong: ^___^ YAY! Michelo: Uh yeah... what? >_><_< Ulube: Love myself? Well I have great self-confidence if that's what you mean... Kyoji: What is Jumanjii? I've never heard of this before. Is it a new type of food? Oh and we're not allowed to bother/hurt the guys upstairs... it's against house rules. |
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07/20/05
hello! XD member me? I wrote you a loooooong time ago... Kyoji-san, I'm taking German, so warn Shwartz, I might need help. Wong.....CHOCOLAT$ i need some chocolate reaaaallly bad...so excpect me at around one some morning to rob you, ok? Michelo, dude do you happen to own a beer company? I prefer wine myself....and considering I'm 7 years underage...mebe that's bad! XD were you an alcoholic child? I'm not THAT bad yet... Ulube, I'm gonna kill you! keep ur hands off of him you drunken perv! he's MIIINE! and you know who I mean, you ***W)&$*#()% Asia...uuummm, ya know I've seen evidence that you molested Domon as a child XD Did I forget somone???I dunno, if I did they can complain at me _cat |
Dear Cat,
Kyoji: Ah, well um... I'll let him know that then... >_><_< Wong: Get your own chocolate! It's hard enough keeping Jill out of my stash... ;___; Michelo: Own my own huh? I hadn't thought of that one before. That's not a bad idea... Wait... What?! No! I wasn't an alcoholic child! Ulube: O_o? Yeah, uh, you lost me on that one. What? Master Asia: ...WHAT?! THAT IS OUTRAGOUS! Where did you find such a thing?! I, Master Asia, Undefeated of the East, never did that! BAH! DISGUSTING! |
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07/25/05
Michelo, I was just kidding. Your're important Wong, I have every kind of chocolate there is. And it's all yours if you marry me. Ulube, That's ok. I have a better hat. *Puts on her brother's "pimp hat"* Kyoji, Some of the faces you make scare me. -Bobbertail |
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Dear Bobbertail,
Michelo: Damn right I am! Wong: Hmmm that is tempting... but... I'm not sure I'm ready for that kind of commitment. Can I just have the chocolate instead? Ulube: ...Okay then. Good, I like my hat. Kyoji: Uh... I'm sorry? >_><_< |