THE ANWSERS!


UPDATES


07/30/05

Jill: 3 new letter to read ^_^


12/03/04

Dear DG fellows,

Why is Michelo so pathetic? Has he always been like this? Or did he get like that off of too much cheap booze and women? Oops. Did I say women? Who'd be desperate enough to sleep with him?

Mater Asia, have you considered seeking help for your denial?

Prime Minister Wong, have you ever tried Strawberry Pocky? I've heard it's very good too.

Kyoji-san, do you miss Devil Gundam? I think it was pretty bad ass.

Ulube, how much polish does it take to keep that mask so bright and shiny?

Ta ta,

"The Emperor"
Dear "The Emperor",

Michelo: WHAT?! Pathetic?! I'm not pathetic! I'll let you know I have plenty of female "followers". I don't drink cheap booze either! You're really asking for it pal!
Master Asia: I do not suffer from denial! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I AM THE UNDEFEATED OF THE EAST! I HAVE NO DENIAL!
Wong: Strawberry? Hmmm... can't say I have. I need to go candy shopping anyways... maybe I will try some strawberry this time around.
Kyoji: Ah, Hai. I do miss it. I suppose next time around, I'll make sure it doesn't break down and go berserk...
Ulube: I don't shine my face! No polish! No wax! Nothing!...It's metal... of course it shines a bit. However, I do not... I repeat... do not polish it!


12/03/04

Question for Master Asia!

...How often do you dress in a Sailor moon Fuku?...and how often do you treat your hair as a wind instrument?

Juni
Dear Juni,

Master Asia: WHAT?! What kind of question is that? I, Master Asia, wear a sailor fuku?! NEVER! As for my hair... NEVER! ARE YOU CRAZY?! You must be suffering from some sort of mental problem. HOW DARE YOU MAKE SUCH ACCUSATIONS OF THE UNDEFEATED OF THE EAST!


12/03/04

Oi Michelo,

Your name sounds strangely like "Michelobe" which is a not-so popular alchoholic beverage. Perhaps this is why others find you to be a disgusting, pathetic lush?

If you don't know what a "lush" is look it up in the dictionary...if you even know what a dictionary is...

Tootles,

"The Emperor"
Dear "The Emperor",

Michelo: ...WHAT IS THIS?! I looked up 'Lush' and out of the things it came up with I'm sure you are calling me a drunk. My name and whatever that cheap booze is you spoke of have no relation!... I KNOW WHAT A DICTIONARY IS! I'M NOT STUPID! You better be glad I'm not allowed to put hits out on people.


12/03/04

Michelo a.k.a. Michelobe,

How does it feel knowing I can say whatever I want to and about you and you can't do a thing about it?

Damn that's a good feeling.

Always,

The Emperor
Dear The Emperor,

Michelo: One day... I will find away to kill you... you just wait... I will.


12/04/04

ONIISAN!!! BIG BROTHER!!! *hug tackles*

ur finaly here, kyoji!? yay!! now im going to write to u everyday!!! u better than Domon at least. he made me cry *sniff* he doesnt like my love......he doesnt love me, Kyoji. but u do, right? u love me cause im ur lil sista! *huggles*

Kyoji-san, Kyoji-san, Kyoji-san *rub rub rub rub* i miss u big brother. can i go live with u? Domon is a pain in the butt and i always have to beat him up when he is stupid. its boring now. i beat up chibodee tons of times now, george no, argo, hes kool and sai, i tease him. but domon is boring, and he is mean! so can i stay with u....PPPPPEEEEAAASSSSSSSSSS *puppy eyes* oniisan.....?

*huggles some more* oniisan! oniisan! oniisan! *starts dancing around saying "oniisan" over and over*

*kisses kyoji on cheek* My Oniisan!! much nicer than Domon-san....*sees Domon staring at Alisha, mean and all*

Domon: "THATS IT! U, ME! RIGHT NOW!!" Alisha" O BRING IT ON! I CAN WHIP YA BUTT ANY TIME ANY DAY!!"

*Domon and Alisha start sibling fighting*

o expecting more letters from me, Oniisan!

Love ya lil sista,
Alisha Kasshu
Dear Alisha,

Kyoji: Ah, Imouto... *blinks* How have you been? It's been awhile. You want to stay here? Well I suppose you can. How did Domon get down here? The basement door was suppose to be locked. *blink blink* It's nice to see you again, Alisha. *watches them fight*


12/04/04

Hallo!

Hope you guy are enjoying the place, 'cause I'm thinking of movin' in with ya! It's always fun to have you guys (minus Master Asia) around! But Mikero-Kun you better behave or else (shows dingy toilet scrubber thingy).

Anywhos the questions ^_^!

Major Urube

1) I think you're sexy without your shirt! Don't pay attention to what Jill says!
2) My mom says you probably have to use a disinfectant on the underside of the mask in order to keep diseases out. Y'know how stuff can build up and all. She's a nurse so I believe her but I want your take on the issue.
3) Mew! Can I kiss you?
4) I am a supporter of The Dictator's Citadel! It's your fansite! Ranchantalas runs it! Check it out sometime!
5) Can I wear your hat?
Bonus) Have you ever seen Major Payne? That is the worlds funniest movie!

Master Asia

1) Is it about time to take your Ex-lax?
2) Why do you yell so much? (Constipation?)
3) Have you ever cooked bacon naked? Did it hurt?
4) Did you ever break wind in the middle of a Gundam Fight? If so what happened?
5) :sings: ^.^ This old man. He played 1. He played knick knack on my thumb! With a knick knack patty whack give a dog a bone! This old man came rolling home!

Michelo Ciariotto

1) Okay the reason I pick on is because I think it's sexy when you get pissed off.
2) I love your hair! My friend wants a mohawk like yours!
3) You do have fangirls (i.e. me! ^_~) ! You just have to dig deeper!
4) Mi piace Michelo
5) Screw the Emperor! He has no idea about what he's talkin' about!

Wong Yunfa

1) You're so kawaii! :hug:
2) I see why you love pocky! One of my friends gave me some and now I'm friggin hooked! It's like cocaine for anime lovers!
3) Was there a time when you didn't want chocolate no more?
4) People say I look like a female you with a tan when I straightrn my hair! I take that as a compliment!
5) Have some chocolate! It's Hershey's cookies and cream!

Kyoji Kasshu

1) I have an idea! Put laxitives in Domon's food!
2) No wait! super glue his hand on a door knob!
3) No send in to a rabid hornets' nest!
4) Can't you tell I hate Domon?
5) What's your IQ? All I have to do is divide yours by 10 and I'll have Domon's.

I'm packin' right now so expect to hear from me!

Neko Navis/ Obsidian Angel ^.^*
Dear Neko Navis,

Ulube: Hmmm, well for a basement it's pretty nice, it's livable at least. What do you mean don't listen to what Jill says? Did she say something about me? As for my face, don't worry I take good care of myself. You want to kiss me? Well, I would never turn down a request like that. Especially from a fan. I had no idea I had a fansite. I'll have to see that. As for my hat, I suppose if you want to wear it... you can for a little while. I will want it back though. Hmm, Major Payne... no I haven't. Maybe I should go rent that sometime.
Master Asia: WHAT IS THIS?! Those are not questions! They're insults. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO?! Break wind? Naked bacon cooking? YOU HAVE CROSSED THE LINE! I AM THE UNDEFEATED OF THE EAST! I DO NO SUCH THINGS! I AM NOT OLD! Such a childish song should never be paired to any reference of me. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!
Michelo: Heh. You think I'm sexy when I'm mad huh? I like my hair too. Rooster... bah! Your friend wants do have hair like mine? HA! That's great! I knew I had fangirls. Everyone around here doesn't know what they're talking about. Yeah, screw "The Emperor"! That guy's asking for it! If there wasn't a "no putting hits" rule around here, that guy'd be long gone. Ha! Fans, this is what I'm talking about. Keep the letters coming!
Wong: Kawaii? Ah, is that so? Why thank you. Yes, Pocky is very additive. I had no idea there were so many types though. Yesterday I found some Jill left down here while we were moving. Chocolate Orange, very good. You should try it. I can't think of anytime I didn't want any chocolate. HA! A female me? Is that so? I bet you look good. Jill dressed up as me once, I saw the pictures. It's flattering. Oh? Chocolate for me? Ah! Thank you very much. I was running low. We need more around here. I suppose I should go buy some more.
Kyoji: Domon ga daikirai desu ka? Hahaha! Ah, sou desu ne. He seems to have an equal amount of fans as he does anti-fans. Must be his attitude. He isn't so bad, once you get past the cold, moody and on and off fits of anger. Those are some interesting pranks you've listed there. Glue on a door knob? Might be worth a try. I better not tamper with any of the food though. I here the chef upstairs doesn't like to be bothered while he's in the kitchen. Not sure where I would find rabid hornets though. I think it's too cold for them this time of year. My IQ? Oh, I haven't taken one of those test for awhile. I couldn't tell you the number honestly. It's up there though.


12/04/04

Hi Oniisan!

bout the key thing.....yea, ya should know im a bit of a klutz and a ditz....hehehehe *sweatdrop* ^___^;;; chu!

kyoji u should come live with me. being down here is creepy. Master Asia and the rest r weird......I dont know y u want to be down here.

O yea! hows dad? I havent seen him for a long time.. How's he doing? *huggles* y do u keep blinking? u look like a girl when u do that....*sweatdrop* and y did schwarz have a crush on me!?!?!?! he did! i swear!! whenever he could, he would hold me in his arms.....*sweatdrop*

Oniisan, *stomach growl* im hungry.....wanna go out for sushi? raman? do u have money? if not i'll go steal some Domon.

O yes, to the rest of ya....U GUYS R FREAKIN WEIRD!!! Wong, get a life besides chocolates!! Masta Asia....ur just plain crazy. Dude from Neo-italy! (i forget ur name) Lose the spikes and the attitude and girls might ACCUTALY go out with u. Ulube, i should slap u for wha u did to my oniisans!!! *gets sycth out* but i'll do that later. Come on Kyoji, im hungry!

Love,
Alisha Kasshu
Dear Alisha,

Kyoji: It's alright, no harm done. *looks around* It's not as bad as it seems, I have my own room down here and the food's pretty good. Sure it's kind of dark, but it's livable... Don't worry about me... I can handle it. I think dad is doing well. I should write him sometime. *blinks* I look like a girl? Schwartz? Hmm, once that clone was created it took on a mind of it's own. *shakes head* Gomen Nasai. Sushi? Sure, we could go get some. I can pay... Domon needs what money he has, he has a rent to pay. *laughs*
Wong: *raises a brow* A life? I have a life. There are many things besides chocolate I enjoy. In fact I'm currently working on a new "project".
Master Asia: WHAT?! I AM NOT CRAZY! I'M MASTER ASIA, UNDEFEATED OF THE EAST! NOT A CRAZY PERSON!
Michelo: Feh! There's nothing wrong with my hair. I already got a fan letter saying it was fine! Like you know what you're talking about. Ha! Right!
Ulube: You? Slap me? I'd like to see you try. Really, Kyoji, you're sister has a mouth on her.
Kyoji: Ah, sumimasen.


12/04/04

Cuse me?

a mouth? yes i know i have a mouth, but thats because im different! HAHAHAHAHAH! and im proud to be different!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

o and wha i said earlier, i was joking. :D ya guys r kool. dont need to really be hated by any more ppl. ppl from the alchemist world hate me....specialy the guys there, cause i always beat their butt.

yea, so sorry. *rubs head* blame boredness and hyperness mixed together. they do strange things to me.

ya know, i drawn a pic of the dudes upstairs, would ya want me to draw a pic of u guys? guess ya can say it's like an apology for saying those stuff to ya. *does please pose*

love me or hate me, i'll survive. im already hated anyway. nothing new to me. tell ya a secret though, i hate being hated by ppl. I'm not really mean, its just the way i am. if i was nice, i wouldnt be alisha, i'll be like.....i donno.

*hugs ya all* anyway, me and kyoji r going out for sushi. laterz!

Love,
Alisha Kasshu
Dear Alisha,

Michelo: Heh! You guys read this? She wants to draw us! Ha! *poses*
Ulube: You? Who in their right mind would want to draw you? *pose* I'm much more... pleasing on the eyes.
Wong: Ah, is that so? I don't know if you have noticed, but you have a blindingly shiny metal slab on your face. Out us all, I think that I'm much more apt for artistic rendering. *smiles* Don't you think.
Master Asia: YOU ARE ALL WRONG! *poses* I'm the best choice when it comes to pictures. YOU FOOLS KNOW NOTHING OF ART!
Kyoji: *sneaking away* Ah, that will keep them all busy for awhile. If you really want to draw us, then by all means, go for it. Now lets get that sushi.


12/05/04

Hey All,

Did you miss me Michelobe-san? It must piss you off so bad knowing I'm alive and well and can continue to harrass-I mean question you like this.

Master Asia.. I suggest seeking some professional help, not just for the denial and anger, but your frequent cross-dressing as well.

Kyoji-san, I also have a younger brother (two of them, sadly) and I was wondering what's the most annoying about yours?

Major Ulube, has your mask ever been stolen and if so, by who? Were they punished?

Wong-san, you should also try YanYan. Do you have a favorite kind of chocolate?

Sincerely,

"The Emperor"

P.s.
Michelobe! Michelobe!
Dear "The Emperor",

Michelo: Don't you have anything else to do other than pester me? You just wait... I will have my revenge on you... I will! My name is not MICHELOBE! Feh! Stupid "no hits" rule.
Master Asia: Denial, anger... CROSSDRESSING?! I HAVE DONE NO SUCH THING! If anyone needs help it's you! FOOLISH SENDER OF LETTERS! I HAVE NO PROBLEMS!
Kyoji: Hmmm...most annoying about Domon? He needs to lighten up some. He can get so moody. *shakes his head* Honestly, he needs to smile. Other than that, he's pretty okay. Have you ever tried freezing your brother's underwear. That'll make them shape up... for awhile.
Ulube: My mask isn't that easy to remove. It's attached to my face extremely well. So, no it has not been stolen. However, as a warning to anyone who now has the idea to try. If you even attempt, you will be punished... severely.
Wong: YanYan? Hmmm, I should add that to the shopping list. Favorite kind of chocolate? Well, some of the fancy dark stuff is pretty good. When you get right down to it though, a Hershey bar can just as delicious. I suppose it just depends on the mood I'm in.


12/05/04

Hey my brothers!

Enjoying the basement? I'm sure you all have furnished accordingly...

You guys are cool, man. And I have a question, Master Asia, how do you get your cloth belt to go stiff? I sit a lot of detergent, or what? just curious.

Kyoji, I'm not sure if you're as evil as they're acting, Domon loves you and all...

anyway.

later

-Cat
Dear Cat,

Master Asia: Ah, finally a question with no insult attached. It's simple really, starch, lots of starch.
Kyoji: Hahah! No, I never considered myself evil. I suppose we need one sane person down here.


12/09/04

Happy Holidays, Basement-minna-san!

Do you all have your Christmas lists written? What does everyone want for Christmas this year? I bet I know what Michelobe wants.

My death at the hands of some cheap-ass gun! Am I right?

Oyasumi!

"The Emperor"
Dear "The Emperor",

Michelo: Hmph! You don't even deserve a death like that. You should be run down in a street by those public buses that brat complains about everyday when she leaves. Other than that, money... I want money...since I have to pay a stupid rent.
Wong: HMmm, ah! You know those little chocolate coins, oh and some candycanes I'm allow to eat. Hmmm... cookies are good too... I'm running low on Pocky again. Oh, and some ear plugs, Master Asia's yelling is very irritating.
Master Asia: Ha! I need no such things as gifts! If I want something I'll get it myself! FEH! STUPID HOLIDAYS! THEY CAUSE NOTHING BUT FOOLISHNESS AND JOLLYNESS. IT'S SICKENING!
Ulube: I could use some new clothes... seeing as how most of mine got shrunk in the wash. Last time I ask for instructions on using the washing machine from the guys upstairs. Then again, that washer does have a lot of settings. Anyway... some clothes...that um..fit better...
Kyoji: Happy Holidays "Emperor"-san. *bows* Christmas list? No, I haven't come up with anything actually. I guess that's why I was always told I was hard to shop for. Hmmm...Jill said I could have her Devil Gundam action figure. Other than that...there isn't anything I need. What do you want?
Master Asia: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! You don't asked the questions! Haven't you figured that out yet?
Kyoji: �_� Kubi wo shimite kudasai. (Please Choke)


12/10/04

Michelo-san,

Having me run over by a public bus is the best you can think of? Wow. You're the sorriest excuse for an Italian mobster I've ever seen. How does that make you feel? Disappointed? Pathetic?

Master Asia, go jump off a bridge. CHRISTMAS IS A WONDERFUL TIME OF YEAR FILLED WITH CANDY AND FOOD, AND MUSIC AND FAMILY AND YOU CAN DIE FOR DARING TO RUIN EVERYONE'S CHRISTMAS!!

Merry Christmas you uptight old coot. Try taking that stick out of your ass.

"The Emperor"
Dear "The Emperor",

Michelo: BAH! Lay off! I haven't had a good drink for at least a week now! If I had my mob around.. you'd be sorry. Stupid "no mobs/gangs/gangsters in the house" rule! You just wait though... one day, when you least expect it... I will destroy you!
Master Asia: Ha! You think your petty insults will get to me?! NEVER! I SAY HOLIDAYS ARE FOR THOSE WHO HAVE TOO MUCH TIME ON THEIR HANDS! Spending money on gifts, things no one needs. HA! NONSENCE! Old coot?! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! THERE IS NO STICK IN MY ASS!


12/12/04

Dear DG,

Emperor: Kyoji-san, what do I want for Christmas? Hmm... A sailor moon clock that plays "Moonlight Denetsu". *Eyes sparkle* I saw it at a Holiday thing two weeks ago!

Michelo-san have you ever had a real job at all in your boozing, womanizing life? (I doubt it)

Wong-san, Flavored candycanes are the best. Considering trying some.
Shen: Pepermint ones are my favorite!

Ulube... uh...it's not so much the washer you have to worry about as the dryer.
Shen: They eat clothes! And your socks!

Master Asia....

You do too have a stick up your ass! It's so big it can be seen from space! In fact it rivals the size of a blue whale! Good god, it has it's own website!
Shen: *Laughs* Just by reading what you said I can tell you do!

Love,

"The Emperor" & Shen
Dear "The Emporer" and Shen

Kyoji: Ah, sou desu ne. That sounds interesting. Probably nicer to wake up to than alarm bells. I hope you get your clock.
Michelo: A real job? What's that suppose mean? I have a job! I'm a huge mob boss! I have tons of men who report to me! Real job?! I have a real job! What about you huh? I bet you work at a gas station.
Wong: Flavored candycanes... hmmm... there are apparently various flavored ones on the tree... but I'm not allowed to eat them. It's very displeasing. I like the butterscotch ones... I got one lick before I was told to put them back.
Ulube: ...Dryers eat socks? Hmmm... either way, I still need some new clothes... I guess I'll have to venture out to the mall.
Master Asia: THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! HOW DARE YOU MAKE SUCH A MOCKERY OF ME! Who is this Shen? DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM! I AM MASTER AISA! UNDEFEATED OF THE EAST! THERE IS NOTHING UP MY ASS!
Kyoji, Wong, Michelo, Ulube: U_________U *put in earplugs*


12/12/04

Master Asia,

Forgive me, if it isn't a stick up your ass, then perhaps it's your head?

Love,

"The Emperor"

(Shen is on the phone)
Dear "The Emperor",

Master Asia: WHAT IS THIS?! My head is not up my ass... you can see it is clearly on my shoulders! YOU HAVE NO PLACE SAYING THESE THINGS! The Undefeated of the East does not have his head up his ass! SUCH DISRESPECT WILL NOT BE TOLERATED!


12/13/04

Dear Master Asia,

Emperor: What are you going to do? Hurt me?
Shen: Oh wait, YOU CAN'T *Laughs* ne, ne! Emperor! Instead of his head being on his shoulders, it's his butt!
Emperor: Uh.... So..uh... did you all wish Jill-san luck on her final? Wong-san, you should try this key-lime choclate I bought. It's really good. Michelo... what's it like being a mobster? Are there perks besides cheap sex and booze?
Shen: Is it fun? Emperor: Did you guys know George likes to wear lacy underthings from Victoria's Secret?

Matta ne,

"The Emperor"& Shen

P.s.
Master Asia, did you forget Domon kicked your ass?
Dear "The Emperor" and Shen,

Master Asia: I am Undefeated! MY ASS HAS NOT BEEN KICKED!
Michelo: Perks? The money! Of course it's "fun" I get to boss a bunch of guys around. I don't drink cheap booze! Feh! Cheap sex... like you two would know anything about cheap sex.
Kyoji: Jiru-san's final? Her Japanese one? Ah, yes... I helped her practice. I'm sure she did fine... George wears women's underwear? I can't say I have heard this one.
Wong: Key lime chocolate? Ah, that does sound good. You know what else is good, that Green Tea chocolate Jill had.
Ulube: The underwear thing is quite disturbing... are you sure about that? Hmmm... that could be good blackmail material.


12/13/04

This is for Kyoji,

Have you ever played "Leap Frog" naked? If so, when,where and with what gender?

- Rookie
Dear Rookie,

Kyoji: Gah! Nani?! DAME! Zen Zen Arimasen! Dare ni mukatte hanashite iru wa ke? O_O
Translation: What?! No! Never! Who do you think you're talking to?


12/15/04

Dear DG-Minna-san,

Master Asia:
1.) Have you ever been laid?

Michelo:
2.) Why does your hair look like a rooster?

Ulbe:
3.) Did your underwear shrink too?

Wong:
4.) Have you ever eaten so much candy you made yourself sick?

Kyoji:
5.) What kind of underwear do YOU wear?

Ja,

"The Emperor"& Shen
Dear "The Emperor" and Shen,

Master Asia: WHAT?! YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO ASK SUCH THINGS!
Michelo: My hair is fine! Rooster... why do people keep saying that? I don't see it. Bah! What would you know...my hair is fine.
Ulube: *cough* Well, those that I was washing... lucky for me I had other pairs.
Wong: Hmmm...well, yes... I have. Once or twice. I don't let it stop me from enjoy sweets though. A stomach ache is a small price to pay as I see it.
Kyoji: What? *blink blink* Underwear I wear? Doshite? Is it something you need to know. That seems like an odd question. Nothing out of the ordinary, I can tell you that. Do you need to know the specifics though?


12/21/04

Dear Master Asia,

How come you don't like Christmas? Is it because no one's bothered to buy you that sexy new Sailor fuku you've been eyeing?

Love,

The Emperor
Dear "The Emperor",

Master Asia: A sailor fuku? WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING?! I do not cross dress! Such a foolish accusation. HOLIDAYS IN ANY FORM ARE WORTHLESS! Time that could be spent doing work is wasted! Bah! People running around spending everything they have on gifts. PATHETIC! FOOLISH HOLIDAYS!


12/21/04

Dear Master Asia,

Does somebody need a hug?

Love,

The Emperor
Dear "The Emperor",

Master Asia: A hug? NO! I don't need a hug! WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT?! BAH! Keep your hugs away from me!


12/23/04

YO! Wuzz up!

Haven't talk to ya guys for quite a while. Just drop by to say Merry Christmas to ya'll! *kiss Kyoji on cheek*

Yea, I brought presents. FOOD! Lots of it too! Nah, Jill-chan didn't help me with this. I cook my own food. Christmas cookies, German Chocolate Cake (my fav!) Eggroles, and lots more!

I gatta go give the guys upstairs their food. It's wild up there, but I'm sure you can hear them *sweatdrop* had to hide the food so they wouldn't eat it all. O well, they'll eat good then you guys and go up and play tricks on them >:3

Merry Christmas Oniichan! and to the rest of ya!

o yes, here r some markers and shaving cream so ya all can go play tricks on them. hehehehe

Love always,

Alisha!
Dear Alisha,

Kyoji: Ah, Merry Christmas. Food? Presents? That was nice of you. Arigatou. All by yourself? Very good? Jiru-san has been baking a lot to try and keep up the demands around here. I'm sure she enjoys the break.
Master Asia: Bah! Who needs cake and presents!? I DON'T NEED YOU CHEER!
Michelo: Tricks? Really?! Right on! Finally! Markers and shaving cream! This is the best Christmas ever! HA! Finally! We get to bug the guys upstairs!
Wong: German Chocolate Cake? Ah, I could use some of that! I need a good chocolate fix, I'm out of candy again. Thank you for the cake.
Ulube: Hmmm... I really don't have anything to say... Uh... thanks for the gifts and food. >_><_<


12/23/04

Master Asia,

Please, please, PLEASE may I give you a hug?

- The Emperor

P.s.
Minna-san, do you think someone should buy Master Asia that sailor fuku? It's so cute.
Dear "The Emperor",

Master Asia: NO! NO HUGS! I do not need hugs... especially from the likes of you. KEEP YOU HURGS AWAY FROM ME!
Kyoji: Sumimasen "Emperor"-san, I'm sure I speak for all of us but... >_><_< none of us want to see Master Asia in a fuku. It's a distrubing mental image.
Wong: Yes, I agree with Kyoji. It would be um... very unpleasant on the eyes.
Michelo: A fuku? That's like a mini skirt right? Ewwww... *shudder*
Ulube: Ugh...cute is not the right word.


12/25/04

Dear DG Dudes,

Hiya. How art everyone all up in here? I figured that since I've bothered the Shuffle Alliance already, I'd hop on down here and bother you all ^.^ Now, since I've wriiten a nice little intro here, I might as well start with tha questions and crap. *clears throat* First off, Merry Christmas Kyoji, Wong, and Ulube. ^.^

Now, We'll start with Master Asia ^.^ Ya know, I think I saw a Sailor Fuku in your size at Wal Mart.... Me and "Emperor"-san could both chip in and buy it for you, if ya like.

And now for Michelo. Umm...Moving on.

Now for Wong-san ^.^ I am also a huge fan of sweets. I actually know how to make pocky. If ya'd like, I'll make some and give them to Jill-sensei to give you ^.^

Kyoji. Dude, You rule XD. That's pretty muchly all I have to say, ne.

And last, but definanlty mot the least, Ulube. I realize that you don't shine the metal plate thingy on your face, but I bought you some polish anyway ^.^ *hands him the polish*

Oh, and just to clear up a past question for you peoples, George-san does not wear Victoria Secret underwear.... I bet he'd be upset if hea heard that.

Tata!

Kitsune Orenjii, Neo-Norway News.
Dear Kitsune Orenjii,

Kyoji, Wong and Ulube: Merry Christmas.
Master Asia: WHAT?! NO! What is this? I do not want a fuku! LEAVE ME ALONE! SUCH DISRESPECT WILL NOT BE TOLERATED!
Michelo: What do you mean moving on? What is that?! I don't even get a Merry Christmas? BAH! Fine! I didn't want a letter today anyway!
Wong: Oh, really? That would be delightful. It would save me shopping time... I'm very low on Pocky. I could use some more.
Kyoji: ...Ah, Arigatou. Heh... I rule. Nice.
Ulube: Um...thanks? But... I DON'T NEED POLISH!...Ugh... this is humiliating.


12/25/04

Yo!

Hi again! Didja miss me? Okay, so maby I was a tad rude to Master Asia and Michelobe-excuse me- Michelo in the last letter, but here. Merry Christmas to you two.

Kyoji, yes, you rule ^.^ You could be possibly one of the best characters. Ne! ^.^

Ulube, it's okay. Shiny metal is good. Even if you don't polish it, you should. It could rust, ya know.

And for Wong, I'll get to work on a fresh batch ^.^

Michelo, I bought you a present so you woulden't feel left out with my nice comments. Here-*gives him a $20.00 bill* sorry. Guess I'm not that good at being mean ^.^;;

Cya!

Kitsune Orenjii, Neo-Norway News

P.S. Master Asia, you are no longer undefeated. Save an eardrum. GET OVER IT.
Dear Kitsune Orenjii,

Kyoji: One of the best? Really? Ah, arigatou. I'm flattered.
Ulube: It won't rust... I take good care of my face... Besides polish has nothing to do with rusting...it just makes thing shine...
Wong: Ah, thank you very much.
Michelo: A $20? SCORE! HA! Merry Christmas indeed! Heh! This guilt thing works...Yes! WHAHAHAHA!
Master Asia: BAH! You have no idea what you are talking about! I'm Master Asia, UNDEAFETED of the East!


12/25/04

Yo yo,

You're welcome, Kyoji ^.^ You know, you're really diffrent from your brother. He's a lot more hotheaded than you. Do you think he'll grow out of it someday, or what?

Hmm, that's good to know, Ulube. What would happen if you DID actually rust? Would you have to like, go get rust removal stuff from a car dealership?

If I give you another $20, will you shut up?

And Master Asia, What do people call you if they don't call you MASTER Asia? Do they just call you Asia? That sounds like the name of a cheap rock band. And Domon kicked your arse.

'Till next time!

Kitsune Orenjii, Neo-Norway News
Dear Kitsune Orenjii,

Kyoji: Grow out of it? HAHAHA! Maybe...someday... I just think that's the way he is.
Ulube: I'd have to go to a doctor... not a car dealership.
Michelo: Another $20? Hmmmm maybe... heh heh heh... care to find out?
Master Asia: What do you mean by what do people call me? I'M MASTER ASIA! What a stupid question!
Wong: Hmmm nothing for me this time? I suppose that could be a good sign...or a bad one...


12/25/04

Hey Guys!

Gah! Kyoji-san, what would you like as a present? I still haven't given you one yet.

But are doctors trained to remove rust? Oh, here's something to think about, Ulube. Isn't it strange that what doctors do for a living is called practice?

hmmm...maby this once. *hands him another $20.*

Yer Pocky's done, Wong-san ^.^ *hands him a case of chocolate pocky*

Know what? I'm ignoring you, Asia-dude.

Cya'lls!

Kitsune Orenjii, Neo-Norway News
Dear Kitsune Orenjii,

Kyoji: Me? A gift? I don't need one, it's alright. It's the thought that counts, not the gifts.
Ulube: Yes, yes... it's strange the call it a "practice" but yes, there are special doctors I would see if I had a problem with rusting.
Michelo: WHAHAHAHAH! This works too well! Score!
Wong: Ah! Thank you. *starts to eat Pocky* Just in time... I just ran out.
Master Asia: Bah! Fine... I DON'T NEED YOUR DISRESPECT! Hmph!


12/25/04

Phee,

You sure? Gah, I'll bake you something anyway ^.^

What kind of doctors? Are they expensive??? Hmmm...I wonder...

Hey....I thought you said you'd shut up if I gave you more :(..... Maby I should tell Jill-sensei that you're tricking me out of my money...

You're welcome Wong. I'll be happy to make more at any time ^.^

You're the disrespectful one, Asia. You are extremely rude, yelling like that....Woah...George is starting to rub off on me >.<. Wait.... Maby that's not a bad thing...

Laterz!

Kistune Orenjii, Neo-Norway News
Dear Kistune Orenjii,

Kyoji: Well, if you insist... I wouldn't reject a gift if you gave me something.
Ulube: Special ones. Let's leave it at that.
Michelo: WHAHAHAHAH! No, I said maybe I would... it's your fault for giving me the money. Heh heh heh, yeah go on and complain... what she gonna do about it?
Wong: *is happy with his Pocky*
Master Asia: Rude?! I'm not rude! THESE LETTERS ARE RUDE! Feh! You don't know the meaning of respect!


12/25/04

:(

Well, Michelo, for one she could make you pay more rent. And for another, she could kick you out. I dunno what else. She dosen't tell me all the power she has. I just worship her art ^.^. But you're a meanie, cheting me out of $40..:(

Oh, here Kyoji ^.^ I made lots of cookies for the Shuffle Alliance and brought you some. See? Christmas shaped ^.^

hehe ^.^ I'll make some strawberry pocky next time too, Wong ^.^

Umm...Ulube....they're not like the..'special' doctors my mommy makes me go to, are they????

Asia. You are a rude meanie too. You should learn manners. Hmp.

LaLaLa.

Kitsune Orenjii, Neo-Norway News
Dear Kitsune Orenjii,

Michelo: Feh, she won't kick me out... she needs the money. It's still your fault that you gave me the money. So there. HA!
Kyoji: Cookies? For me... really? Arigatou. I really didn't need anything... but this is nice.
Wong: Strawberry... I haven't had any of that yet. I really should try it... but I just love chocolate.
Ulube: No, not "special" doctors in that sense. They are specially trained in their medical field.
Master Asia: Rude meanie? AHAHAHAHAH! You call that an insult! PATHETIC! Manners, I have manners. Come back when you can come up with some real insults. PATHETIC!


12/25/04

TT.TT

You're both mean, Asia and Michelo! You don't deserve to live in Jill-sensei's house, let alone her basement!! At least Kyojii and the others said THANK YOU for their gifts! And if you keep acting like that Asia, no one will want to give you a Christmas present! Then you'll die alone, and defeated in a basement under the feet of the Shuffle Alliance!!! *sniff*

....Glad ya like the cookies, Kyojii-san! ^.^

Sorry there wasn't anything for Wong and Ulube.

Kitsune Orenjii, Neo-Norway News
Dear Kitsune Orenjii,

Michelo: Yeah yeah, cry me a river. You want a thank you.. well then... Thanks for the money... SUCKER! WAHAHAHAH!
Master Asia: Feh! I don't WANT or NEED gifts! I, Master Asia, UNDEFEATED of the East, need no such things!
Kyoji: It was very nice of you. Sorry you have talk to these...um... jerks... Gomen Nasai.


12/25/05

=.=

OKAY ASIA AND MICHELO!

You two need to be locked in a room together, for at least a week. An asshole and a bastard! A new sitcom!! Maby you two will kill each other and we won't have to listen your both of your f***kin' voices ever again! Everyone would be much happier if you two fell off of the planet!

Wow, you got $40 from me. Other people have tricked me out of more! Here's an idea, Michelobe, take the money, get a haircut and cheap plastic surgery from some guy off of the street. Then maby you could score a knight with egotistical bastard, defeated arsehole of the east over here! THANK YOU VERY MUCH!.

You're welcome, Kyoji-san ^.^ And it's okay.

That was fun ^.^

Kistune Orenjii, Neo-Norway News
Dear Kistune Orenjii,

Master Asia: WHAT IS THIS?! Such a letter should be deleted! How dare you speak to ME, like that! FOOLISH GIRL! YOU NEED TO LEARN SOME MANNERS YOURSELF. Bah! Practice what you preach!
Michelo: Why I outta! If I knew where you live... Feh! I still go some money out of you. What's wrong with my hair?! I look fine! You wouldn't know attractive if it bit you on the ass! Hmph!
Kyoji, Wong and Ulube: U____________________________________U


12/25/04

Bah!

Hmp! At least I would know if I was defeated!!! You probably can't even remember how old you are, baka!!

And as for you, Michelo, I would TOO know attractive if it bit me in the arse, because I woulde only let someone attractive bite me in the arse!!

GOOD NIGHT!

Kitsune Orenjii, Neo-Norway News
Dear Kitsune Orenjii,

Master Asia: Of course I know how old I am! DO YOU KNOW HOW OLD YOU ARE?! Hmph!
Michelo: *raises a brow* Wait a minute...what? Do you realize how dumb that sounded? That was weak... really...Heh! Pathetic.


12/26/04

Merry Christmas Minna-san!

I'll be nice in this letter since I've had so much cookies, candy, food and Sparkling Cider!

Master Asia, I'm sorry you didn't get that Sailor fuku. Maybe next year? Did you actually get anything? Did everyone else get what they wanted? Or at least get nice gifts?

Love,

The Emperor
Dear "The Emperor",

Master Asia: For that LAST time! I DID NOT want a sailor fuku! I didn't need any gifts! GIFTS ARE FOOLISH!
Kyoji: Merry Christmas, Emperor-san. Don't mind him, he actually got a gift but refuses to open it. I hope you had a nice day. I got a nice gift, Jiru-san gave me that SD Devil Gundam model that has been sitting in her room. I have it on my self now.
Wong: I got exactly what I wanted, Pocky, chocolate and various other candies. I should be set for a week or two.
Michelo: I got $40 out of that sucker who keeps writing! ...Then I got some coal... Feh!
Ulube: I got a gift certificate to a bookstore... I really don't think I am that hard to shop for. U_U


12/27/04

Poopy Heads,

YES I know how old I am! And I can honestly say I'm ALOT younger than you!!!!!...And� Younger than Jill-sensei to..^.^;;...BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT!!!!!! The point is you're being mean to a lady!! Even George said so ^.^

Neko: Oh, I leave and you harass innocent people!! Honestly, Kitsune! Hello, I'm sorry for any trouble this idiot caused you ^.^
Kitsune: You're the idiot!! Can't you see these are the BAD GUYS?...Well...sorta... ^.^.............ummm...OH YEAH! AND MICHELO!!! I don�t care if that sounded stupid! it was true!...AND YOU'RE A POOPY HEAD!!!
Neko: *smacks her upside the head* Oh, shut the hell up!! Sir, I'm sorry about this. *bow* She's a little...umm...crazy ^.^;;
Kitsune: I am not! Ask Kyoji-san! And Ulube-san and Wong-san!
Neko:.....Kyoji-san?.....
Kitsune:...Run Kyoji, run.
Neko: ...Kyoji-san?????
Kitsune: Uhh...

moo!

Kitsune Orenjii, Neo-Norway News
Neko Midori, ...Kyoji-san?
Dear Kitsune Orenjii and Neko Midori,

Master Asia: BAH! Rude to a lady? A lady you have more manners that you! GO BOTHER GEORGE IF YOU LIKE HIM SO MUCH!
Michelo: A poopy head? Wow! That's just sad. I mean...I've seen worse insults written on a bathroom stall.
Ulube: She's not as crazy as some people around here...
Wong: Hmmm, if she's crazy...then what would you call Master Aisa and Michelo?
Kyoji: Nani? *looks confused* Yes? What is it? Why do you keep saying my name? >_><_<


12/28/04

DG guys,

Kitsune: For your information, I AM bothering George as well!! AT LEAST I DON'T YELL EVERY TIME I TALK!!!
Neko: *tied up, dazed look on face*
Kitsune: Shut up, Michelo... That was my signiture insult! If you are a poopy head..!...then..then it's really bad!!!.... ANYWHO!!
Thanks for sticking in the name of my sanity, Ulube-san and Wong-san! ^.^ And don't worry about it, Kyoji. She's a tad obsessed ^.^;;;;;;;;
Bye bye!

Kitsune Orenjii, Neo Norway News
Neko midori, Neo-Ireland
Dear Kitsune Orenjii and Neko midori,

Master Asia: I'm NOT yelling! THISIS JUST THE WAY I TALK! Now, leave me alone! Hmph!
Michelo: ...Yeah... okay...sure... I'm so offended. *rolls eyes*
Wong: Just pointing out the obvious in that last letter. Don't mention it.
Ulube: It was no big deal, but you're welcome.
Kyoji: Obsessed? With me? >_><_< Doshite?


12/28/04

Guys,

I have a question for you Asia. Someone told me you used Loreal Kids Shampoo, "Because You're Worth it Too!". Is this true?

Michelo. Michelo Michelo Michelo. Sorry. Your names funny. Like cheese XD.. Hmm.. A cheesy Rooster... Does sound like you. XDD

Hehe ^.^ You guys rule. Too bad you had to try to take over the world, ne? Hmm...I wonder.. What would the world be like if you had succeded?

Ne, Kyoji-san. Obsessed with you. I shoulda warned you before she came down here. Ano......Neko Kowai desu.. Ne?

Fwee.

Kitsune Orenjii, Neo-Norway News
Dear Kitsune Orenjii,

Master Asia: Kids shampoo? What? NO! BAH! What nonsense is this?! Kids shampoo... BAH!
Michelo: Cheesy rooster? Feh! More rooster jokes? Is that all you got? Come on...
Wong: POCKY FOR EVERYONE! WHAHAHAHAH!!!
Ulube: No! *sigh* That's not a good reason for taking over the world... It's the supreme power of ruling all that makes it all worth while.
Kyoji: Kowaii? Hmmm I suppose... but why is she obsessed?


12/28/04

Guys,

*shrug* I was just stating the political rumors. Things like that fly around when you work for the news. There are many other rumors, but I'm not sure I am aloud to state those over a commercial website ^.^ thank you.

Rooster jokes don't get old XDDD. And NO that's not all I got!!....LOOK AT THAT! NOW YOU'RE GIVING ME BAD GRAMMER!!!

Heh.. a world full of pocky.. that'd be awesome XDDD!!! Would se get floating chairs to?!?! I want a floaty chair!

Yes, but what would you do AFTER you ruled it? Like.... Free stuff? More Holidays? Turing everyone into mindless slaves to do your bidding?

*shrug again* I have absolutely no idea ^.^ She sorta favors the DG side of everything... Maby that's why?

Ne ne

Kitsune Orenjii, Neo-Norway News
Dear Kitsune Orenjii,

Master Asia: Rumors? What are you sources? BAH! Some news! SOUNDS LIKE TABLOID PROPAGANDA IF YOU ASK ME!
Michelo: Bad grammer? I ain't got bad grammer. You must be picking it up somewhere else. Wong: No, the floaty chair is saved for the supreme ruler only... which is me.
Ulube: Hmmm...mindless zombies sound good. Now, if I could just get the Devil Gundam re-built.
Wong: You? The Devil Gundam is mine! Mine alone! And I will re-build it.
Ulube: You? You failed once, you will again.
Wong: Ah, but you lost as well.
Kyoji: U___________U Gomen nasai. Don't mind them. As for your friend... I suppose that makes sense.


12/28/04

Guys,

I'm sorry, Master Asia, but our sources identities can not be revealed. It's for their own safety that we do not give out their names. Code 112 of the Newscaster/Journalists Handbook ^.^ You should read it. It's very interesting.

.....No I'm pretty sure it's coming from you.

...Could I make a floaty chair?

Here's an idea! You could both get numerous mindless zombies to rebuild the Devil Gundam, then both take over the world! then there will be pocky and mindless servants!

Heh.. It's okay.. I keep promoting them XD. Yeah.. You're probably right.

Whee!!

Kitsune Orenjii, Neo-Norway News
Dear Kitsune Orenjii,

Master Asia: Hmph! Hardly sounds like news to me. FOOLISH REPORTERS HANDBOOK! I could careless.
Michelo: Feh! Whatever... I don't care. I still got your money. Heh!
Wong: No, you can't. Only I can have a chair like it.
Ulube: Ha! Work with him? Never! Besides...even if we did re-build it, we'd need a pilot for it. So far, we have yet to succeed at that.
Kyoji: Hmmm... I better warn Jiru-san that they are plotting to re-build the Devil Gundam again.


12/28/04

Peopleses,

Wait-- Can you even read Master Asia? It was another rumor floating around that you coulden't read. That one's supposed to be featured in Norway News WEEKLY Magazine next week. Along with other secrets...

Hmp. I'll just make more. At least I can actually do some work. I mean look- I'm doing work right now ^.^ I get money for every valuable tip I can pick up from you guys. Not to worry, Ulube and Wong. I will say nothing about the Devil Gundam...

Wait! Use her! *points at Neko, who is unconcious*...Do ya think she'd work? I'd like to have her gone...

Okay, Kyoji-san. Just don't tell her I'm helping ^.^;;;

BWAHAHA!..sorry..

Kitsune Orenjii, Neo-Norway News
Dear Kitsune Orenjii,

Master Asia: Of course I can read! HOW ELSE WOULD I RESPOND TO THESE LETTERS?! How stupid can you get?
Michelo: Is that so... well then, where's my payment for tipping you off then? Huh?
Wong: Hmmm, no, she wouldn't work. We need a strong person, a fighter...
Ulube: Other than being female... your uh..friend lacks the qualifications.
Kyoji: Alright... I won't. I'll just tell on them.


12/28/04

DG,

Oh.. that IS true, isn't it.. I suppose you could have someone else reading it aloud, or one of those programs that reads all the text on the computer screen, but oh well. You make a good point. Wish I could stop the printing of the magazine, hm? ^.^;;;

Pfffft. Yeah right.

Dang it... I thougt I might finally get rid of her TT.TT oh well... Hmmm.... Nope.. Nobody I can thing of... I'll keep my eyes open for one though ^.^

Thanks Kyoji-san~!

Bwee!

Kitsune Orenjii, Neo-Norway News
Dear Kitsune Orenjii,

Master Asia: WHAT?! How dare you print such lies! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!
Michelo: I know what I'm talking about. Where are the royalties, huh? I want my payment!
Ulube: That would be good... save me some time looking for someone then.
Wong: Save you time? Heh, no it'll save me time. I'm re-building it...not you.
Ulube: Is that so?
Wong: Yes, yes it is.
Kyoji: *sighs* They give me a headache. U__________U


12/28/04

Dai Dai ^.^

Sorry, Asia. I can't stop world-wide press ^.^ It'd take to long. Too much work. And I don't have the money.

You ain't gettin' a cent. You took $40 from me. Live with it.

Heh...They remind me of my younger brother and his friend... During the golf video game..

Whoa. Short Letter.

Kitsune Orenjii, Neo-Norway News
Dear Kitsune Orenjii,

Master Asia: As if anyone would believe your news. PATHETIC! No FOOLISH tabloid news story can change my reputation!
Michelo: Feh! Pay up! I can sue ya know! Where's the money? Give it!


12/28/04

Nyo,

You'd be surprised, Asia. There are some people out there who only live by what they read in magazines, newspapers, and see on television. We just help them along. Even if we do bend the truth.... a bit...

Okay! I know for a fact that I don't have enough money to be sued..I can't aford lawyer....*sigh* how much do you want...? TT.TT *gets out wallet*

TT.TT

Kitsune Orenjii, Neo-Norway News
Dear Kitsune Orenjii,

Master Asia: Those people are fools! ...MY NAME IS NOT ASIA! IT'S MASTER ASIA!!! Get it right!
Michelo: Hmmm... that's more like it. How much you got?
Kyoji: *bops Michelo over the head*
Michelo: HEY! You got a problem?!
Kyoji: Don't give him any money Kitsune-san, he has plenty. He can't sue you anyways... that would mean getting involved with the law, and being he's a mob boss... that won't be happening.
Michelo: Great! Thanks a lot! I had a good thing going there.


12/29/04

Neh.

Tell it to someone who cares... Asia...

Thatks Kyoji ^.^ *puts wallet away* I only had $50 left....

Kitsune Orenjii, Neo-Norway News

P.s. Wow.. that letter was really short..
Dear Kitsune Orenjii,

Master Asia: Bah! Don't you have better things to do then write these letters? GO AWAY!
Kyoji: Don't mention it.
Michelo: *gumbles* I hate you...


12/29/04

Dear DG,

Wow, sounds like you all got great gifts. Michelobe, my otouto-chan got coal for Christmas last year,. ^_^ so don't feel bad. Master Asia, why won't you open your gift? At least someone bothered to get you one.

Love,

The Emperor

P.s.

*whispers* Kyoji-san, Ullube-san, Wong-san, have you ever thought about drugging the old coot?
Dear "The Emperor",

Michelo: Great, you again. After all this time I thought you were gone. I'm gonna find whoever gave me that coal and they're gonna be sorry!
Master Asia: BAH! I have NO need for gifts! I don't want it!
Kyoji: ...Hai... we have...
Wong: Many, times again...
Ulube: Yet we've never succeed.


12/31/04

Hallo!

NN-chan again! just wanted to wish you guys a Happy New Years! So are you guys gonna get hammered this year? Well if you are here's a little someting to think about.

Where Drunk G Gundam People Will be Found on New Years Day
(Remember this is you guys DRUNK so don't get too mad)

Domon-Outside still trying to cut a tree with a rusty sword (presistant bastard ain't he)
Chibodee- On the couch (wait it gets better!)
George- On top of Chibodee (I can totally see this happenning with just enough booze)
Sai- In Neo-China with Zuisen and Keiun ('cause he can't have booze)
Argo- on top of the roof (dunno)
Michelo- By the toilet throwing up (vodka's a little too strong)
Urube- On the floor, shirtless, with a bunch of 20's stickin' outta his ass(first paycheck of the year?)
Master Asia- Popping hangover pills and yelling even more (as if he didn't yell enough)
Wong- In his floaty chair with his teddy bear (that's too cute)
Kyoji-Back in that Schwartz outfit speaking German (......yeah)

Just think before you drink 'kay!

ciao ciao!
Dear Navi-chan,

Kyoji: ...Why do you think it would take alcohol to make me where that outfit again? Is there something wrong with it?
Wong: >_><_< Who told you I had a teddy bear...I mean... You must be thinking of someone else. >_><_<
Master Asia: HA! I have no need for pills! I, MASTER ASIA, UNDEAFEATED OF THE EAST, DOES NOT GET HANG OVERS!
Ulube: *cough, coke* What?! Excuse me? *cough* I think not!
Michelo: Throwing up? Ha! Yeah right! I have no problem holdin' my liquor!


12/31/04

Meanie Poopy heads. And everyone else,

ACTUALLY, no I don't have anything better to do. Unless you want me to draw Argo as a Sexy no Jutsu.

Hmmmmm..... Would it be too evil of me to stick pictures of Miss Maria Louise and Cecil on a bottle rockets and shoot it?

Happy New Year

Kitsune Orenjii, Neo-Norway News
Dear Kitsune Orenjii,

Kyoji: ...On bottle rockets. Well I know Jiru-chan would laugh. I don't think it would be evil unless you straped the actual people to them. Happy New Years.
Master Asia: PATHETIC! You have a sad life if you have nothing better to do!
Michelo: Still with the poopy head insult. You have to have better than that. Ha! That's just sad.
Wong: Happy New Years. As for the rockets... I'd watch. Heh...heh...heh...
Ulube: Pictures hmmm? Well, you aren't hurting anything, it's just a picture. So, it's not that evil.


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