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| WHAT TO DO IF | ||||||||||||||||||
| Warning: These What to do if's may not actually work and may make the situation worse than it was originally. That's okay because I'm in not that situation so Ha Ha Ha. | ||||||||||||||||||
| 1. What do to do if aliens come and attack. | ||||||||||||||||||
| Run! Run inside as quickly as possible. If you can use your llamas as defence. If the aliens see your putting up a struggle they'll give up and go somewhere else, hopefully!!!!!! | ||||||||||||||||||
| 2. What to do if some comes rolling into town with a tank and a welding gun. | ||||||||||||||||||
| This is easy to solve. Just take a giant piece of metal and a roll of duck tape. Disarm the man of his welding gun and use it to weld the giant piece of metal to the tank. Then use the roll of duck tape and tape up the tank. After that use an airplane carryer to take the tank away. | ||||||||||||||||||
| 3. What to do if there is a nuclear meltdown by my house. | ||||||||||||||||||
| This is also easy to solve. Take another giant roll of duck tape. Duck tape yourself. Then runaround screaming. You should be OK from there on out. | ||||||||||||||||||
| If you have a What To Do If e-mail me at [email protected] | ||||||||||||||||||
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