2002 Playoff Fantasy Football

For the first time in 15 years, Boston is the center of the sporting universe. Behind the power of 34 points from the Super Bowl Champion (!) Patriots, Smitty's Rawdawgs have emerged with the RPFFL III championship, scoring a league-record 183 points. "YUH!" Smitty was quoted in between chugs of a Jagermeister bottle in the streets of Boston after Vinatieri's picture-perfect winning kick. "RIOTS, BABY!! I should give Noshry half of this since he's got Vinatieri (aka The Most Popular Kicker In The World) on his team...hell, I'll take the money and buy more champagne for the big parade on Tuesday!!! RIOTS!!!!!!" Sitting shocked in Texas (like most Minnesota football owners) were the Electrifying Hoes, stunned that Marshall Faulk couldn't come through. "I thought that having Marshall on the team meant an automatic fantasy win," Schmillen said as he ordered another Shiner Bock. "I guess I'll have to lay down extra cash in Vegas to make up for this one. I wonder what the odds of a Lions championship next year will be?" Narrowly missing the silver medal were the Wisconsin Assclowns, whose 159 points were good enough for third place. "That might be all right in Salt Lake City, but for a franchise as steeped in success as the Assclowns, there may have to be some changes made," GM Guiliano told reporters after the game. "I guess I wasn't as bad as the commissioner though- wait a minute, everyone can say that," he added as he left the podium. Efforts to reach management of Tha Clusterfuck were in vain...something about the franchise being the "Enron of Fantasy Football" was said. There was a note found taped to the door of 6624 Russell in Minneapolis, however- all it said was "Blow."

Thanks for playing in the RPFFL this season, and congrats again to the RIOTS and all their fans. See you in fantasy baseball, football, or perhaps out in Vegas bustin' brackets this March.

Draft Information Standings Weekly Results Chochman United Team Giordani Smitty's Rawdawgs Stewie's Shooters Wisconsin Assclowns Boston Diesels Tha Clusterfuck Schmil's Electrifying Hoes He Hate Me Team Harris Team Caputo Team Leonard

Team Points PR Smitty's Rawdawgs 183 0 $-Schmil's Electrifying Hoes 161 0 Wisconsin Assclowns 159 0 Team Harris 147 0 Team Giordani 135 0 Team Leonard 109 0 Stewie's Shooters 102 0 Chochman United 87 0 Boston Diesels 85 0 Team Caputo 82 0 He Hate Me 74 0 Tha Clusterfuck 72 0

"PR" in the above table is the number of players that franchise has remaining active in the playoffs.

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