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Psycotic Boss

Dear  Harry,

      I don't have lisp routine for this but, try this; give your boss a big chocolate doughnut ever day. Don't miss any days and if he doesn't like the choclate one find out which one he does like. This will make you look like a kiss-ass but, after a year or two  this will cause him to have a heart attack. You can kill people with kindness.

Good luck!

Jim

Hi Jim, 

          I was wondering if you had any suggestions on driving my boss into early retirement! ya see, my boss is a screeming fool that hardly ever makes sense, and is always on the edge! I figure you could write some sort of lisp routine to really foul him up & break that last little nerve ending!

Aloha!
Harry Carrie  [email protected]

Disclaimer: This is only a joke. I do not condone the slow killing of anyone

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