The ET came and sitting down he joined them at the table
and jokingly he said to them
"Tiny" is my label

For Tiny, as he called himself was almost out of sight
because the chair engulfed him
and the table was his height

I think, he said, I'll come up here and hopped up on a stand
the stand began to wobble
and they rushed to lend a hand

For goodness sake! said Salty, you're makin' this a farce
just sit up on the table
or you'll end up on your arse

ET then composed himself and to Salty said, You're crude
However, I'll get on with it
you can't help being rude

The first thing you all `need to know', regarding cosmic Law
It's all the same, it's in the Game
for thin, Fat, Rich or Poor

The Bright, the dull, The short, the Tall, the Black, the white, the Yellow
and whether you are Young or Old
A female or a Fellow

The Cosmic Law entitles all to their Own Piece of Pie
and will remain Your very own
until the day you die

We told you there's a mighty net that's called The Holy Grail
it covers every part of Earth
of mountain, hill and dale

The trouble is it's unfulfilled, it's mystical, that's why
the only way to make it real
is through your piece of pie

Now here's the way to bake your pie, the recipe is free
take arms and legs and to them add
a sprinkling of the ME

Please don't Et, you promised us you'd make the subject plain
I stood up still protesting said
`You're doing it again'

Oh, sit down Lou, you silly girl and let them concentrate
on what ET is saying
said Salty, `come on mate!

We haven't got all night you know to tell 'em what's the score
what's more, I'm getting very bored
I've heard it all before

Miffed, ET said to Salty, how can they see the light?
Your attitude is just the same
`Bugger you Jack, I'm alright'

Said Salty, I have every right in feeling so superior
I will not let you pester me
or make me feel inferior

Unnecessary humbug mate is what you're promulgating
have you forgotten why we're here
and what for they are waiting?

Then Et said to Salty, they should pay respect to Spirits
"Oh yeh" said Salty in reply
some spirits give the `irrits'

What makes them think they know it all? I think your thinkin's faulty
The Spirits would give anything
to live again, said Salty

 making sure that they'd be heard by those who usurp power
they'd utilise each moment,
every minute, every hour

to bring to man's attention, his opportunity
to voice opinions of all kinds
and with impunity

For that is why we've come to you, so all will come to see
 it is only while you're living
you can bring about the ME