| Hollywood has exploited the plight of the endangered Sasquatch. The species has miraculously evaded capture. They have peacefully existed for generations despite man's intervention and persecution. The systematic deforestation of the states of Washington, Oregon, Northern California and British Columbia has forced migration as far south as the pleasant world village of Glendale, California. The omnivorous Sasquatch can reach a height of 7'10", and can weigh as much as 1,400 pounds. |
| No man could walk that way... |
| Patterson and Gimlin made this female bigfoot Tina famous in their 1967 documentary. |
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| Click here to view some recipes from the kitchen of Yeti Crocker |
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| This Bigfoot failed to pass his audition for the role of Old Deuterotomy in this year's twentieth annual farewell performance of Cats: the Musical at the Winter Garden. His impressive, emotionally wrenching performance was marred by continued attempts to eat the other cats. |
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| Bigfoot's favorite food is a hotly contested subject for the most seasoned of researchers. |
| Bigfoot hopes you will join him in celebrating the life of another solitary soul. |
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