| If life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives!! |
| ****Favorite Quotes**** |
| Enjoy everything mother earth gives you because father time can take it away. |
| We have not inherited the earth from our ancestors, we have only borrowed it from our children. |
| Eat me, beat me, bite me, blow me, fuck me very slowly. If you kiss me, don't be hastey, use your tongue & make it tastey. I like your style, I like your class, but most of all I like your ass. Eat me, beat me, make me bleed, brutal sex is what I need! |
| Party hardy, rock'n'roll, drink a 40, smoke a bowl. Do some acid, do some speed, but don't forget to smoke your weed. 'Cause stoners live and stoners die, but even in hell they'll all get high. So if in life you don't succeed, fuck it all and smoke some weed. |
| Sex is like Pringles, once you pop, you can't stop! |
| Sex Math: Add you, plus me, subtract all our clothes, divide our legs and multiply! |
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| My birthday song! The above link is the song that was played at one of my birthday parties when I was little. To download the song, right click on the link, choose "save target as", choose the destination you wish to save the file in and then click "save". It may take a while to download, depending on your connection speed. |