They're just both great in their own unique ways. I will write very little about Marlene, mostly b/c if anything ever gets back to her parents, she would die and so would I for not telling them sooner. She's got a wild streak, she does, but so does anyone that counts for anything.

Derek, I'm supposed to hate b/c he goes to Ottawa U. I've known him since grade seven so I've decided to overlook his choice of post-secondary education. He wants to be a researcher, but that's enough of that (no offense, home fry).

Suffice it to say, these two are in the motley crue of ppl I know and most of the time love. At the moment I have issues with one of my friends who I will call Lootard. For the definition of this word, please see the definitions link if I choose to include it.

That is all for this page, I think. It's kind of plain, maybe pictures will spice it up later. I may even try colouring "random" words. We'll see...

King Derek has informed me he deserves a bigger tribute. Take this, you bastard!

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Disclaimer: the above "hidden messages" do not necessarily reflect the attitudes or opinions of the author. They are included solely for their hilarity factor (although I am unsure how "hilarious" they are. No matter...)