"Don't you realize that you are a bloated shredded mean milky herpe?"

"Well, in the slums of Mexico everyone would surgically remove the nostrils from a whimpering ragged wiener like yourself."

"It's truly unfortunate that if you add a poontang avenger to a scrotum taster then you get yourself."

"I believe we've already been through the addition portion of our evening. Let's move on to percentiles. Nearly 100% of your life will be spent being a sack ninja."

"You know, a tuna poker like you should join the circus."

"Everyone knows that you have chlamydia. Don't deny it."

"Okay, back to addition. If you add a drippy very over active reddish discharge to a bus driver humper then you get yourself."

"On the bathroom wall it says you are a vaginal barf bag. It also has your number there. Should I erase it?"

"Hey, is your whole family a yeast infection like you?"

I can see that last one really hit close to home. Stop crying, buddy. I know you're getting tired of this, but suck it up dumbass. I don't mean any of it! :)

I'll try and add more positive things to this later but now I have to go out. See ya.