| Part 1 - The Game |
| �Hey guys!� Joey yelled, walking into Chris� room where his four best friends were watching TV. �Yeah?� Lance answered for them. �Want to play this new game I bought?� Joey asked excitedly. �What is it?� JC asked. He was skeptical when it came to Joey�s games. JC usually ended up embarrassing himself. �It�s called would you rather?� Joey told them. �So what do you do in this game?� Justin asked. �You�ll find out once we start,� Joey said, �who wants to play?� �I will,� Chris finally spoke up. �Me too,� Justin agreed. �I guess I will too,� Lance mumbled. �Cool,� Joey replied, �Jace? What about you?� �Not this time Joey,� JC said. �Oh, come on JC, you are such a wuss,� Joey exclaimed, knowing that would get JC to play the game with them. �Yeah, JC, play the game with us!� Justin whined, sticking out his lower lip. �Fine,� JC finally agreed, �But I�m doing this under protest.� Yeah whatever. Let�s get started,� Joey suggested. �Ok, there is a deck of cards with questions on the back,� Joey began to explain, �We take turns picking cards. When you pick a card, you read it aloud, and then everyone writes their answer on a piece of paper. Then we collect the papers and read them out loud. Sound cool to everyone?� Joey asked when he was finished. Three �yeahs' and an �I guess so� could be heard, so Joey got out the cards. �I�ll go first,� he said. He picked the first card and read it aloud, �Would you rather�. be blind for the rest of your life or deaf for the rest of your life?� �Ha!� Justin laughed, �I thought this was going to be a sex game or something Joey.� �Just wait,� Joey warned him. �Ok, does everyone have their answer?� he asked. They all nodded and passed their scraps of paper to him and he read them, �Five for blind. That was boring. But don�t worry, the questions will get better. Justin, you go next.� �Ok,� Justin agreed, picking up a card and reading it to the group, �Would you rather�. have your mom or dad walk in on your girlfriend giving you a blow job?� �How did it go from blind or deaf to this question?� JC asked, and everyone just laughed. �Pass your papers to me,� Justin said. Once he had all the papers, he said, �One for mom and four for dad. Who chose mom?� �Why don�t we just tell our answers aloud?� Chris suggested, �This paper stuff is dumb, plus I want to know who chose their mom,� he added. �Ok, we�ll say it aloud,� Joey agreed, �Who chose mom?� Lance slowly raised his hand and said, �Me,� in his soft deep voice. �My dad would hate me or something I think. My mom�s more forgiving,� he tried to explain. �Cool,� Joey said, �Your turn JC.� �Would you rather�. your mom or dad get a sex change?� JC read from the card. �Ew,� Justin commented, �What�s with all these mom/dad questions?� �Ok� my answer is� dad I guess,� JC said. �Dad,� Justin agreed. �Same here,� Chris replied. �Yeah, me too,� Lance said. �Mom,� Joey said, disagreeing with the rest of the guys. �Why?� Justin asked. �So I could relate to her more. So I could be closer to her,� Joey told them, �You know, talk about guy stuff like I do with my dad.� �Oh, ok. That make sense,� Justin replied. �Who�s next?� Chris asked. �You,� Joey told him. �Ok, would you rather� only be able to have sex with men or never have sex again?� Chris asked, reading from the card. �I�d have to say have it with men,� Joey stated. �Ew, why?� Justin, Lance, and Chris said together. �Because, I mean, it can�t be that different can it?� Joey asked them. �Yeah, there�s only an extra dick,� Chris said sarcastically. They all laughed until Joey asked, �So what are your answers?� �I guess I agree with Joey,� Chris answered. �Me too, sex with men is probably better then no sex,� Justin said, �Lance?� �Yeah, same here,� Lance mumbled. �JC?� Joey asked. �What?� JC asked, Joey�s question breaking him out of a daze. �What�s your answer?� Joey asked. �Oh, um, men I guess,� JC finally answered. Ok, moving on,� Joey said, �Lance, your turn.� �Ok,� Lance replied, �Would you rather�. kiss the person on your left or your right. Oh God. I think this game is supposed to be play with both men and women.� �Neither,� Chris answered,� Joey�s goatee would be to scratchy and Justin�s tongue would gag me,� he finished with a laugh. �Hey!� Justin exclaimed. Then there was a long silence. �Left,� JC whispered, not daring to look at Joey who was sitting to his left. More silence. |