| Tell Me, Baby - Part 1 |
| �We are what they call the perfect match.� Everyone always says that we�re perfect for each other. But they don�t know how wrong they are. Because I don�t love Britney. And she doesn�t love me. The funny thing is that we�re both using each other. She�s using me for the fame and exposure while she dates a friend from back home. And I use her to cover up my true sexuality. You see, I�m gay. Yes me, Justin Timberlake. I used to think I loved Britney, but I realized that she is just a good friend to me. I do enjoy her company, though. She�s a fun girl and all the guys like her too. Well, not all of them. Joey can�t stand her. Because he wants me. So he�s jealous of her. That doesn�t really make sense to me, because Britney and I aren�t really dating. Oh well. So why don�t I just dump her and jump in bed with Joey? Well, here�s the thing. I�m in love with JC, who also has a fake girlfriend. Because he�s also gay. We�re one fucked up group, huh? Now why can�t I just tell JC to dump Bobbie and get with me? That�s simple. I�m a chicken. Lance had tried many times to get me to tell JC how I feel, but I always chicken out at the last minute. Lance is my confidant through this whole mess. And now he�s pressuring me to tell JC. And I�m fucking scared. Because Lance is really good at convincing people. That�s why Joey�s hair is blonde, mine is short, and JC�s is long. Oh so long. I can just imagine running my hands through it as he� Ok, I need to stop fantasizing. Lance is on my case again. But this time his idea isn�t too bad. Romance JC, seduce him. I love it. But will JC? I can�t think about that right now. Think positive, Justin. Ok, Lance has officially convinced me. I�m going to do it. Wish me luck. |