| ok. this really isn't a story page. Its just a small tribute to people I think are truly badass. And if you don't think so, you can go suck a nut fool. - Jufus |
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| BADASS |
| POWER RANKING |
| 9/10 |
| ASH |
| Credentials - Kills deadites w/ amazing efficiency all while having witty and clever one-liners! |
| Where - The Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, Army of Darkness |
| Patrick Bateman |
| Credentials - Kills uptown NY yuppies in the late 80's all while listening to hip music of the times. |
| "This is my BOOMstick!!!" |
| Where: American Psycho |
| "I have to return some videos..." |
| 8/10 |
| Master PAIN (Evil Betty) |
| Credentials - "Beware the song about big butts... He plays it while he beats you up!!!" |
| Where: Kung Pow: Enter the Fist |
| 6/10 |
| John Rambo |
| Credentials - Fights off entire Armies (Russian, Viatnamese) for the sake of justice and fights off entire towns for the sake of revenge. |
| Where: First Blood, Rambo: First Blood II, Rambo III |
| 6.5/10 |
| William Cutting (Bill the Butcher) |
| Credentials - Never has someone made bigotry so cool. just kidding. Bill kills with a fiery attitude like no other. He hates the great Irish race that I belong to and still I love him. My favorite movie villian. He even cut out his own eye. So badass. |
| "Swingin' the chain, Swingin' the chain..." |
| "I've fired a few guns..." |
| "A jig doing a jig." |
| 9/10 |
| Weaponry: sawed-off shotgun, chainsaw hand, ax, even a shovel. |
| Weaponry: Ax (seen here), pistols, drill gun, chainsaw |
| Weaponry: A Chain that has a claw on either end, and a special attack that paralyzes, appropiately called "The Paralyzer" |
| Weaponry: An M-60, m-16, a spear, survival knife, bow and arrow, a grenade gun, and various other machine gun carbines. |
| Where: Gangs of New York |
| Weaponry: various knives including the big ole' fashioned butcher knife, the ever reliable steak knife, and even a French knife. |