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| BADASS |
| POWER RANK |
| 3.5/10 |
| Dolly Parton |
| Credentials - She's not really a badass, I just love this picture. |
| Where: 9 to 5, various country performances, Dollyville |
| Weaponry: Maybe her large Boobers count? |
| David Lo Pan |
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| "Get your cup of sambition..." |
| Credentials - Wants to kill one virgin, and to marry the other. Shoots laser beams from his fingers. Throws knives at Jack Roper. 'Nuff said. |
| Where: Big Trouble in Little China |
| "Ah, Mr. Burton. You were not put on this earth to get it!" |
| Weapons: Combat knife, magic from his fingers. |
| Also: See him soon on my site, starring in his own story, "Lo Pan's house of PAIN!!" |
| 7/10 |
| Jack Burton |
| Credentials - Fights off evil with almost as much sarcasm as our first badass, Ash. Battles (above) badass David Lo Pan. |
| Where: Big Trouble in Little China |
| Weapons: Twin Uzis, combat knife |
| "You know what Jack Burton always says in a situation like this?" |
| 8/10 |
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| More BadAsses coming soon... maybe. I dunno. |