Jude: We weren't actually, no. We were supposed to be... well, there was a sort of... a bit of chemistry going on [grins], but nothing actually happened in the movie.
Regis: What do you say "a bit of chemistry"? What does that mean?
Jude: [smiles] Well, you know, there was meant to be a certain amount of... [struggles for the right word]
Regis: Attraction?
Jude: Attraction! But nothing actually in the film ever happened.
Regis: But in the meantime while you were acting this attraction, it was developing inside your loins!
Kelly: Yes, he has loins doesn't he... [appearing to be swooning]
Regis: He has [in a phony British accent] "British loins".
Kelly: He does! [Jude and audience laugh].
Regis: So the movie comes to an end--or the acting thing comes to an end--and then what do you do? Do you say...
Jude: [smiles] What do I say...
Jude: Let's take this performance [makes a forwarding motion with his hand] *further*! [everyone laughs]
Regis: There you go! That's a good line, Jude!
Jude: No, what did we do... we went on holiday, that's what we did! [Jude and the audience laugh] To recover from the film!
Kelly: Jude has chemistry with everyone and everything, I mean... in Road to Perdition, he had chemistry with his gun, with the doorknob [audience laughs], the street corner [Regis gives the camera and the audience a funny look while Jude grins].
Regis: Eh, wait a minute--the doorknob?
Kelly: Yeah, I mean Jude is just one of those actors that--[while Kelly has been going on about Jude, Regis has pulled out the recent Vogue issue and turns to the page with the picture of him, Sadie, and the kids in the car, and Jude points out Sadie]
Jude: That's my wife, that's Sadie.
Kelly: Yeah, she's beautiful.
Regis: Yes, and this is an interesting picture here [turns the photo towards the camera]. Now there are the two little ones, right?
Jude: Yeah, that's Raff and Iris [points at each one while the audience applauds]
Regis: And what's going on in this picture?
Jude: [laughing] Yeah, that's me! [points at himself] Trying to fix the car! We were on holiday in Marrakesh, and they wanted to do this photo of me and I was--I didn't really want to leave the family at home and go off for two days and do a photo in the desert. So we had this idea that we'd go out... and actually Sadie's mum and dad drove one of these [points at the car] I think it's an old Dian [Regis mumbles "mm hmm"] and drove her when she was a little kid to Morocco, you know, in the late '60s, and uh--so we thought we'd reinact that. And we got the kids involved as well. And Raff, as you can see, wouldn't do it unless he had some make-up on [points at Rafferty] so he's
Kelly: That is so great.
Regis: This photo is from Vogue Magazine, but they have to shoot you in Marrakesh? Don't you love these guys? "Let's go to Marrakesh to take a picture"? PLEASE!
Jude: [laughs] No, we were there anyway!
Regis: Oh, you were there anyway.
Kelly: Now you're expecting another baby?
Jude: [with a calm smile on his face] Yeah...
Regis: [changes the subject] Let's talk about the Road to Perdition, which we fell in love with when we saw it. We think it's a great movie, probably one of the best movies of the year. Sure to get a nomination--could be another nomination for you, too.
Kelly: Oh, absolutely! You are so in your character, I forgot that it was Jude Law, who I have a crush on! [Jude laughs and shifts in his seat while the audience laughs].
Regis: What a different kind of character. This guy's a photographer who moonlights as an assasin. And so uh... juicy. Juicy kinda guy.
