Jay: Ride around the world� [looks at watch] Well doesn�t that take a lot of time?
Jude: It does, and it gets very wet as well� on a motorbike.
Jay: Now do you guys ever get into trouble together? Do you ever sort of�
Jude: Um� I remember we celebrate, uh� firework night, you know we have Guy Fawkes night on the fifth of November [an audience member goes �Woo!�, Jude realizes this and is kind of surprised, so he looks out at the audience, throws his arm up and whispers �Yeah!�, and the audience screams and laughs and more �Woo!�s are heard] and, uh, we set off a few fireworks I seem to remember one very� sober evening [starts laughing to himself] back in November, yeah, 10 years ago.
Jay: Did you get arrested?
Jude: [perks up] No no! No no no, �cause I mean, that�s the thing. Because it�s sort of a pro royal, the whole Guy Fawkes night, you just get [says a word I can�t understand here, sounds like �kitsing�?] off fireworks for weeks. You walk straight into a shop and buy, you know, �Seven bangers please and fourteen rockets, thank you�.
Jay: Wow.
Jude: And you walk out and set �em off. It�s kind of crazy, isn�t it?
Jay: So you didn�t get into trouble.
Jude: Well, no�
Jay: See? That�s not getting in trouble.
Jude: Oh, you�re right, no�
Jay: So you just followed the lay of the law, and you did exactly as you were told.
Jude: That�s right. Set off minor explosions on your roof [smiles].
Jay: Now I didn�t say �did you have a goody-two-shoes experience?� [Jude laughs] I said did you have a�
Jude: You must ask Ewan when he�s on�
Jay: Yes�
Jude: About his brother Colin, �cause his brother is in the RAF.
Jay: Okay� that�s their air force.
Jude: [turns to the audience, to make sure they understand] Their Royal Air Force� and was at the time working at the Ministry of Defense�I think for certain divisions you have to work for the Ministry of Defense� so he would go off to work just as we were kind of coming in and I always remembered poor Colin coming in with his tie and his sort of overcoat on [smiles] and there�d be me and Ewan, you know, in a state of disarray, going [waves in the distance and
Jay: It felt good knowing he was protecting you guys.
Jude: [laughs] Exactly.
Jay: Now I know you�ve done a lot of theater.
Jude: [perks up a little] Yes.
Jay: Have you been injured or have you had an experience that was like one of those nightmare�
Jay: Oh okay, okay�
Jude: [licks lips] We had�I had a bad experience, actually. I got very sick in that play, lost a lot of weight, um� just �cause it was so exhausting, I was just sort of dehydrated every night, and um� we do fundraisers there because it�s a very, it�s a low budget theater, they run on a shoe string, and we have these nights where you invite, uh� celebrity audiences and they pay high prices for tickets and the tickets prices�eh, sales go towards the theater. And� the play was going so brilliantly and literally 10, 20 minutes in, just as I�m about to write my kind of contract with the devil in my own blood, I cut my hand open [holds up hand to show Jay and points where he was cut] you can see it there, you can see that scar there and there.
Jay: Oh, yeah, okay.
Jude: And so I just start bleeding profusely from my hand, like I�d bandage it up [imitates this by pretending to wrap something around his hand] and of course the audience thinks �this is fantastic, it�s so realistic!� [audience laughs]
Jay: This is method acting!
Jude: [spreads arms apart] And blood all over the stage� I played it up of course, and used my own blood that night!
Jay: And the show must go on!
Jude: [very seriously] Always.
