Jude: Yeah.
Jay: No! [waves hand] He�s not a hero, shut up! [audience laughs] He�s a dehydrated guy in a box!
Jude: We felt so bad; people throwing tomatoes. I, I kinda love the guy� [an audience member shouts �Yeah!�] I kind of, I like magic.
Jay: Yeah.
Jude: I like a bit of magic. I don�t know what�s magic about sitting in a box, but� [audience laughs and he smiles and licks his lips]
Jay: Yeah, exactly.
Jude: He did it and hats off to him.
Jay: I mean, for a month you�re sitting there in your own urine, what�s the trick? [Jude starts laughing along with the audience] I mean, really that�s the trick, I didn�t quite get it. I mean� I guess it�s cool that you sit in a block of ice for a month�
Jude: I gotta be honest, I went there twice: once in the day, once late at night. And both times all I saw was a pile of blankets [illustrates this with hand motions], so I don�t even know if he really was in there.
Jay: Were people taunting� �cause see, we heard here�this is what we heard��cause here in America he does the tricks and it�s a TV special and people go �oooh, ahhh�, then we heard he went to London.
Jude: Yeah.
Jay: And people go [puts on a horrible British accent and pretends to throw things in the distance] �Go back, ya Yankee bastard!� [Jude starts laughing hysterically], and they�re peltin� him, and why were they so angry?
Jude: [still laughing and smiling and points to Jay] No, the funniest part, you know what they did? The funniest one was someone hired, someone bought a remote control helicopter with a burger on the bottom [acts the whole thing out, and Jay and the audience start laughing] and did it�and put it up there and hovered it in front of him [makes a �yikes� face] Isn�t that clever, though?
Jay: [still laughing uncontrollably] That�s good, that�s very good!
Jude: I mean that took serious planning.
Jay: Well yeah, that�s a lot of work.
Jude: [smiling] Yeah� make sure the burger�s hot, make sure the batteries are charged.
Jay: The condiments flying alongside there� [Jude laughs] Look look, we�re gonna take a little break, more with Jude Law right after this, we�ll be right back. [audience applauds and SCREAMS as Jude looks out to them and grins a little, then turns back to Jay as they talk to each other and go to commercial break]
--- After commercial break ---
[We come back from commercial break and see Jude bobbing his head and shaking his foot to the music being played by the band, like he�s really into it�much like Dickie with his jazz!]
Jay: We�re back, talking with Jude Law, Cold Mountain is the film [Jude looks at audience and smiles] it opens on Christmas Day. Now I wanna ask you something� your buddy Ewan McGregor [audience screams at the mention of his name and Jude smiles]. Well he�s a motorcycle buddy, we both like bikes, but� you guys were roommates?
Jude: Yeah, we uh� shared a flat like� 10 years ago? 11 years ago?
Jay: Now how did�were you friends before, you sort of�
Jude: We met at an audition.
Jay: Oooh, okay.
Jude: Someone was gonna do a movie based on the 1964 tour of� it was a kind of combination between the Stones and The Beatles [moves hands in a mixing motion] a kind of make-believe group. And they got a bunch of young actors from around Britain together [starts to chuckle] and they gave us like twenty pounds and sent us to the pub for research [audience chuckles], and that�s where I met Ewan. And then, uh� we ended up living together, yeah� for a couple years.
Jay: Okay, now he�s a big motorcycle guy. Do you ride as well, do you have bikes?
Jude: [smiles and starts mumbling through his teeth] No, I�m really embarrassed.
Jay: You don�t ride?
Jude: I�m the only one of all my friends who doesn�t ride a big bike. I ride scooters [makes that �yikes� face again, but someone cheers him on from the audience, then people start laughing and cheering some more]
Jay: You�re more the mod than the rocker.
Jude: [perks up and points to Jay] Exactly, exactly�
Jay: You see, Ewan would be more rocker probably.
Jude: Ewan is definitely more rocker.
Jay: Well, he�s sort of a bit of a daredevil.
