"Late Night w/ Conan O'Brien"
(December 10th, 2003)
Conan's monologue: Keep cool muh babies! It's all gonna be good, right? Sweet, smooth show tonight, yeah. Good show, right�sweet program� [silence in the audience]� okay, no one agrees. Just got a resounding UH-UH!
We have a great show�a terrific actor; big movie star is here on the show tonight. He's in a new movie,
Cold Mountain. There's a lot of Oscar buzz and I love saying Oscar buzz�Jude Law is on the show [cheering from audience]�I love saying Oscar buzz, he's a great actor. Very happy he's here.

[After commercial break]


Conan:
Alright everybody, we have returned. My first guest, uh, tonight has appeared in numerous films including The Talented Mr. Ripley, A.I.: Artificial Intelligence, and Road to Perdition. On Christmas day you can see him with Nicole Kidman in Cold Mountain. Please welcome Jude Law! [applause]

[Jude appears from behind the pulled-back curtain looking debonair in a navy blue velvet blazer, dark green t-shirt, faded blue jeans and black boots. His left hand is in his jacket pocket. He mouths a big "hello" to the audience and gives a "thank you for having me" to Conan. They shake hands and Jude takes a seat and a swig of water from his mug.]

Conan:
All right, nice to have you here.

Jude:
Good to be here [taps on his throat]. I have to apologize for my voice [his voice is light and somewhat scratchy].

C:
You have a sore throat, is that what's happening?

J:
Yeah, I'm just getting over a cold, so�

C:
So welcome to a talk show.

J:
Thank you [laughs] .

C:
That's just what you felt like doing today�

J:
It is indeed.

C:
�talk to a braying idiot for ten minutes.

J
: I wish I could say that I was always this raspy but I'm unfortunately not, I'm only

C:
You know what? I, uh, I like it when I get a cold, 'cause my voice actually lowers�

J:
Yeah�

C
: And becomes more�well actually it becomes manly for the first time, 'cause the

J:
Do you do an answering machine message?

C:
I try to do, I try to talk to as many old girlfriends I haven't talked to in a long time. If I get a head cold I immediately call them, I'm like, [in low, raspy voice] "hey�how are ya? Yeah, nice to see ya�"

J
: [in a low, masculine voice] "you don't know what you're missing."

C
: Exactly! Right! It's much better that way.

J
: Yeah.

C:
I should have an operation. [laughter] Um�now are you having a good time here in New York? Of course this is, uh�

J: I'm having a great time.

C:
Yeah?

J: Working a little too much.

C: Yeah.

J:
I love, I love�I love coming here. I love it.
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