Actually here's what you need to do. This is THE shittiest band I think I have ever heard. Most likely, it's the shittiest band anybody who reads my website will ever, too, if you just give them the chance. These guys talk about heavy shit, like "simplicity in matters of the heart." You don't fuck with that shit. That's hardcore.
Invite them to be your "friend" (they'll take anybody!), then tell them the Ultimate Truth about how their music sucks.
Need some ideas about what exactly to say? Here's the last comment I posted that they took down; be sure and keep them rolling in faster than they can delete them - I can assure anyone reading this (all three of you) I am doing my part.
