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A little 'bout me,
a little 'bout you
Sometimes I come a little bit undone, and again life is fun.

Right about the time I'm writing this - is one of those times.  Yeah sometimes you just feel your mind rip apart in one of those flurries of actions and reactions that seems to take weeks to unfold.

Right about now...is when I'd like the world to know who I am, but what's to know?  I'm no different than you and you're no different from he.

Individuality seems to be taking over, doesn't it?
It's like myspace, without the guilt
Cataloochee
This is me driving a car
That's Nate, he's a badass
Narcissisme
This is my page of narcissism.  It is packed full of pictures of me doing shit that I like to do.  It's pretty badass, if you ask me.  I still need pictures of me degrading old people, so I'm currently seeking a photographer with lots of free time, but also lacking in moral fiber.
I lost 70 pounds on Jenny Craig, but I didn't realize I could just spend all that money on blow and have a good time doing it! rofl
Notice of Discipline
Please, notice the grade.  Now, notice the "Action Taken"
The two colors used above represent bloody feces
Me on the drums, kicking unprecedented amounts of ass
I've played drums since I was twelve.  Back in Roanoke, I played in a band, 27.  Some of the best times of my life were spent in that band...poopsex
Grady and me The picture the school used against me to take the old site down
Mr. Biggs:  "James, clean this shit up!"
Favorite Bands
Black Sabbath, Kyuss, Led Zeppelin, Modest Mouse, The Beatles, Slayer, Metallica, Judas Priest, Alice In Chains, Rage Against The Machine, Megadeth, Nirvana, Reacharound, Bloodhound Gang, Lou Reed, Wolfmother, Rhenium, Living Down, AC/DC, Green Day, Godsmack, Sublime, R.E.M., 311, Descendents, Bush, Black Crowes, White Stripes, sorry Europe
Yes, those are marching sticks - I could never afford a new pair of sticks
Halloween, 2001
Lookin' rough
Me behind those god damn drums again Me, at my old workplace, fucking Kroger
I don't know what the hell's going on
Movies
The Big Lebowski, Final, Clerks, Mallrats, Dogma, Fight Club, Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas, Star Wars, Ninja Scroll, Akira, Yellow Submarine, Scarface, Pump Up The Volume, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, My Cousin Vinny, Smokey And The Bandit
Using profanity for the neighbors
Grandin Road
You best get the fuck outta my store!
Product of drunkenness
"...represent bloody...what's that word? I need to scroll right a little...oh feces."
My brother, Nate, and me
27
Laura's house Find me lately, tried to someone
We've been laughing since you've been gone
And I want to know
Did you all enjoy the show?
It's so sad to see you go...
Knoxville Zoo, my mom and me
It's Nate with a squishy face!!
Cataloochee
I hope you enjoyed that burst of pictures as much as I enjoyed shitting them onto this page.  ...thunk.
Can you believe I dated this hyena!?
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