Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

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Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"

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Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

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Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

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Do blind people "see" their dreams?

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Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

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Why is there only one commission that determines monopolies?

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Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?

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Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

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Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.

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24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ...coincidence?

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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

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Suggested bumper sticker: "We are the Proud Parents of a Child Whose Self-Esteem is Sufficient that He Doesn’t Need Us Advertising His Minor Scholastic Achievements on the Bumper of Our Car."

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"Pity the poor film editor of fishing shows. This guy has to watch the footage that just wasn't exciting enough to make it into the final product." (Comedian Brian Regan)

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When asked this little riddle, 80% of kindergarteners got the correct answer, compared to only 17% of Stanford University seniors.

What is greater than God,
more evil than the devil,
the poor have it,
the rich need it,
and if you eat it, you'll die?