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At night, find one of those "Deaf Child Area" roadsigns and write the word "What?" underneath it.
Freeze a full can of shaving foam in the freezer for a couple of days. When fully frozen, cut the outer can away from the frozen chemicals inside. Keep it in a cool bag until you want to use it. All you do now is put the frozen stick somewhere devious and watch what happens. As the the frozen stick defrosts, the chemicals react with the air and foams up everywhere (PS: 2 cans = full car).
Get one of those boullion cubes, made for making soup, and put it in your buddy's showerhead. A broth bath first thing in the morning can be a real drag.
In the winter, place extremely large snowballs in front of the doors.
While your roommate is sleeping, place two or three RedHot candies between their teeth and lips. They will wake up with a terrible blister.
Put clear tape on your roomates eyes when they're sleeping, wake them up, and and ask if they feel all right.
Glue a quarter next to a payphone.
If your roommate has posters of scantily clad women up, blow up a picture of their mother's face and tape it over the face on the poster. Very disturbing for the victim.
Every day take a small object from another student's room and place it in a different room. Repeat until room is empty.
Put white 'art' paper like the kind used in pep rallies over the outside of a dorm room doorway. You and your friends get up a little early to stand out in the hall and clap and cheer when the roommate who's in on the prank jumps through the paper (like a football game). The next day, repeat the procedure, placing a candy or drink machine behind the paper. When the 2nd roommate (who's not in on it) tries to burst through the paper for his/her applause, BOOM! S/He will hit the back of the machine and rebound back into the room.
Take a large bottle of industial strength washing up liquid, this can be bought from any supermarket, and pour it in the top of the toilet (where the water is kept). When the victim flushes the toilet, the bowl and eventually the room will fill with lovely bubbles.
Try the exploding salt and pepper shakers! Take the salt/pepper shaker and empty it about a third of the way, then fill the empty space with the lemon juice. After that put a tissue piece over the top and stick in down inside careful enough not to hit the lemon juice. Put a small or medium amount of baking soda in the tissues and cover the holes with something to keep the baking soda from coming out. Then stick the lid back on. Give it to someone you know will need to use it. When they shake lightly to get a little bit of salt, it will not come out. So what they do is shake harder, making the lemon juice break through the tissue, mixing with the baking. This causes the lid to somehow "explode", or pop off, and filling half the table with foam!
Fill a very large glass full of water, tell a friend to place their hands on a table (plams down), put the glass on top of one hand and ask if it hurts, when they say "no" tell them to put one hand on top of the other, place the glass on top of both hands and walk off.
Put a bit of baby oil into someone's bottle of shampoo. Why is my hair always oily?
Smear Icy-Hot all over the toilet seat. When someone sits down they'll feel the cream working.
Send in the victim's name as being interested in joining the navy, air force, marines, coast guard, etc.
Get a pair of old boots, put them on the floor in the toilet to make it look like someone is sitting on the toilet. Then lock the toilet door. Works best if there is only one toilet. Watch people repeatedly walk in and them come straight out again. Particularly works well after lunch or morning tea.
First, you need to find a cow. Transport the mellow beast to the multi-story dorm of your choice. Lead the cow right on upstairs to the top floor. Give the cow some hay or grain (also useful to lead the cow...) and water. Wait for the fun to begin. When officialdom appears and starts to "take charge" of the situation, they will find that while a cow will readily go *up* the stairs, no power on earth will induce a cow to go *down* the stairs.
The next time you have a party be sure to stock up on super glue. When the victim falls asleep put the super glue on their zipper of their pants.
For a sticky shower, unscrew showerhead that your evil roommate showers in and put a piece of hard candy in there. Replace head and don't forget to avoid the shower. Yellow Jolly Ranchers work well and don't change the water's color.
Slip something red in with a friend's white load of laundry at the dorm laudromat... PINK UNDIES!
Make the cook of the house mad and peel all the labels off the canned foods in the pantry.
While your dormmate is asleep in bed, sneak into his room and cover his entire floor with dixie cups that have been filled with water. Make sure you cover the entire floor not leaving any room to walk, when they wake up they will have no choice but to drink their way out.
Enter subscriptions in a neighbor's name to some filthy homo/bondage magazines you can find, and change his address by one so that another neighbor receives them.
In the early A.M. hours while it is still dark borrow something noticable from the house across the street. Put it in your victim's yard.
Leave old trash paperbacks around launderettes and other public places. Write inside the front cover: Property of Victim. I need this book for my thesis. If found, please return to address for a $50 reward.
Thanks to Pavlov, we know know about a reflex reaction caused by a continual stimulus and some conditioning. Now, somehow get a talking parrot and a grandfather clock. Try to babysit your friend's parrot or give him one as a gift. Now, make sure they have a clock that goes off on the hour (ie. Grandfather). Train the bird so that every night at midnight when the stimulus (clock) goes off it will say: "I've come for your soul." You have to keep the bird in the dark and only say it once! Give the parrot to the victim and watch his tired face.
Armor-All is only visible when sprayed on concrete (and dried) during a rainstorm (or lawnsprinkler). You can then write all you want about friends all over the neighborhood. It lasts for a good couple of rain storms.
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