If I told you that you have a great body would you hold it against me?

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Are you a parking ticket? Cuz' you've got fine written all over you.

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Guy: Excuse me, do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
Girl: No, I don't.
Guy: Enough to break the ice. I'm Tommy.

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Your parents must be retarded, because you're special.

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(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.

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I lost my phone number; can I have yours?

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Is it that cold outside or are you just smuggling tic-tacs?

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What's a crumby girl like you doing in a classy joint like this?

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You're ugly, but you intrigue me.

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Did the Lord steal the thunder from the skies and put them in your thighs?

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Wow, your eyebrows are thick!

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At the photocopier: "Reproducing eh? Can I help?"

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How do you achieve such a gaudy effect with only Avon Products?

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Do you have a boyfriend? Well...when you want a man friend come and talk to me!

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You look like my mommy; I like my mommy.

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Gee, for a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.

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Guy: Would you like to dance?
Girl: I don't like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn't dance with you.
Guy: I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants.