| Week |
Question |
Answer |
| 1/6/02 |
Who's mom? |
Yours. |
| 1/13/02 |
Why do they call him Puffer Joe? |
Boobie? |
| 1/20/02 |
If i would, say, jump off a bridge, would you do the same? |
If it was cold outside. |
| 1/27/02 |
What's that smell? |
Oh, that's my friend, Terry Funk. Or is it Bo? |
| 2/3/02 |
What time is it? |
Hey, it's Beer O'Clock... & i'm buying. |
| 2/10/02 |
What day is it? |
Well, apparently it's March already. |
| 2/17/02 |
Are you surprised by my tears? |
Mind if i do a J? |
| 2/24/02 |
Do you hear me, goddamnit? |
What? |
| 3/3/02 |
Tell me, do ya wanna go? |
Sweet home, Chicago. |
| 3/10/02 |
What? Wait. What just happened? |
They're gonna do it. |
| 3/17/02 |
Why do you like St. Patty's day so much? |
Cos we're all a wee bit Irish on St. Patty's day. Arr. Corneza. |
| 3/24/02 |
How many CDs is that? |
A lot. |
| 3/31/02 |
What is the Queen Mother? |
The mother of the Queen. |
| 4/7/02 |
Why would i know anything about a wig? |
It's my shampoo... no one must know my secret. |
| 4/14/02 |
Was that a fart? |
Ripcord! |
| 4/21/02 |
Is this a kind of magic? |
It's a kind of magic. |
| 4/28/02 |
So what do you want, do you really, really want? |
All i wanna do is do a zoom-a zoom zoom in a boom boom. |
| 5/5/02 |
Where you at, who you with? |
Do you mean in a physical sense, or a metaphorical? |
| 5/12/02 |
Hey, what's up Foot-Face? |
Not much, thanks for asking. |
| 5/19/02 |
Well, what did you do with said product? |
We smoked it. |
| 5/26/02 |
What did daddy sing? |
Daddy sang bass... Momma sang tenor. |
| 6/2/02 |
What do you want from the store? |
Meat snacks |
| 6/9/02 |
So what d'ya wanna do tonight? |
I dunno, what d'ya wanna do? |
| 6/16/02 |
Who's the man now? |
T-Bone. |
| 6/23/02 |
What would you like in your mouth? |
Either a turkey pita or catfish tuna. |
| 6/30/02 |
Thunderfingers, where have you gone? |
On top of the sky there's a place where you go if you've done nothing wrong. |
| 7/7/02 |
Hammy? |
No, bi. |
| 7/14/02 |
Who rocks the hardest? |
Yep. |
| 7/21/02 |
Dinner in your milk? |
Far be it for me to say, but yes. |
| 7/28/02 |
What do you have to say for yourself? |
I have a pee-pee & a poo-poo. |
| 8/4/02 |
Did you bite my ear off during the night or something? |
Buuuuuuuuuurrrrpp!!! |
| 8/11/02 |
What's an elk? |
Well, they're big. I mean, it wasn't a deer. |
| 8/18/02 |
What is four plus four? |
I started a joke, that started the whole world farting. |
| 8/25/02 |
Who's making the Beesh? |
I mean, i don't want to be a dick or anything, but you did make the bet. |
| 9/1/02 |
Do you? |
I do. |
| 9/8/02 |
Did I pee on your rug? |
Well, fuck it. |
| 9/15/02 |
Are we going out? |
Touchdown! |
| 9/22/02 |
Where the hell did all this puke come from? |
Well, it wasn't the lion's mouth... that's for goddamn sure. |
| 9/29/02 |
Is that Suzanne Sommers? |
I don't know... but she's old as fuck. |
| 10/6/02 |
What kind of scurvy-sheister bastard are you? |
The fresh kind. |
| 10/13/02 |
Who scored? |
Touchdown Jones. |
| 10/20/02 |
Why did we install these new servers? |
Because I'm a butt-fucking faggot. Wait, what? Oh, no, cos of the cost thing... i guess. |
| 10/27/02 |
Is that a liver spot? |
I don't know... taste it. |
| 11/3/02 |
Who exactly is the new boss? |
Same as the old boss. |
| 11/10/02 |
Can I go to the bathroom? |
No. |
| 11/17/02 |
You're wearing that? |
Or... you can French-kiss my bung. |
| 11/24/02 |
What are you doing? |
Scratching my balls, why? |
| 12/1/02 |
What did the door-mouse say? |
Feed your head. |
| 12/8/02 |
What is that comin' out? |
That? Oh, that's an ooze. |
| 12/15/02 |
What's that smell? |
Cat fart. |
| 12/22/02 |
What're you gonna be doing? |
Until then I'll be spanking it, with a thumb up my ass. |
| 12/29/02 |
Low tide tonight? |
Yuletide. |
