| Last month i had a strange dream that i just couldn't figure out. Luckily, i have Shan-O on my staff. |
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This dream is telling you so much about yourself... you just need to step back and look at the clues. I'll start with the obvious - the burglar. The burglar is clearly a symbol of your problems and insecurities. They come barging through "the door" and you are left defenseless - except, that is, for your ability to see the humor that lies beneath it all. And that, my friend, is what keeps you from "shitting your pants and crying." Both your ability to see the humor in the humorless, as well as your ability to create humor in an otherwise humorless environment, keep you from being destroyed by your fears and insecurities - as I mentioned before, the burglar. Another aspect apparent from this dream is the fact that you were never breast fed. Clearly you are looking to your dog Daisy to fill the failed role of your mother. The fact that she never gave you the real stuff from the tits has plagued you for years and left you looking at your dog as, what we call in the business, a maternal figure. Realizing you have been failed again you finally take control yourself, stop the burglar, and become the star of the 5 o'clock evening news. Now this is BIG!! This dream is telling you to reach for the stars and have faith in yourself. The team is still trying to resolve an issue of debate, that being whether or not, "Don't be a playa hater, Biatch!!" is an underlying theme of this dream. The last point I'd like to make is that there is no mention of your wife anywhere in this dream. This can only mean that you are undoubtedly thrown up into the 89% gay homosex range. |