bugs: Ant brains, archy, The bumbling hive, The economie, Living with bugs, Lovebugs, Mandeville's bees, mehitabel, Ode to a louse, Piss ants, Politically correct roaches, The termite, Worms, Directory
animals: aesop revised by archy, Brann's cat, Cat who loved shoes, On caterwalling, Economist view of cats, Gasket's Christmas ball, How not to drown a cat, MacCavity, Owl and Pussy cat, You done cut the wrong cat, Venture capitalist view of cats, Directory
Political animules: California's pied piper, Mugwump, New York's most famous hog, Spent hen, Directory
Fictional animules: A chicken is not a bird, Darwin's fish, Darwin's goats, Elephant on the moon, Green turtles are good to eat, Dr. Lobster, A mullet is not a fish, Possum, The vixen and the rabbit, Directory
Other animules:
Aplach Oysters,
Bartram's crow,
Crows,
Egrets,
Guest ,
Jackdaw of Reims,
John's passage to neuter-land,
Ned, a grizzle bear,
Ode to a squirrel,
Old Crip the chicken,
One molar in tadpoles,
The peacock,
The police dog,
Sparrow on a stick,
Woody the stork,
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Don't know if they are out of a job, recently fired
Or maybe amongst the ranks of newly �tired
But from early morn til after eleven,
They walk the streets as if in heaven.
Always accompanied by man's best friend
With a plastic bag to put poop in.
They never stop to chat or make amends
For misplaced droppings that in my yard; ends.
Unaware that a dog's sign on a post
Means to other dogs, this gardeners's a host.
No way to erase the tell-tale watery flow
That to an azalea does death bestow.
�Haps the economy will take a turn
And to some distant place they'll return.
Should new opportunities abound
I hope it's out of my hometown.
They can take their friend and all
To a new city and job that may enthrall
As long as it's far, far away
So my plants can live another day.
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