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1.Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?
2.Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
3.Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?
4.Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
5.If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
6.Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
7.Can you get cornered in a round room?
8.Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there?
9.If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?
10.Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a 11.handicapped toilet?
12.In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she?
13.How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?
14.Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?
15.Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?
16.Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?
17.Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?
19.Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?
20.Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures?
21.Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear??
Can mute people burp?
22.What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?
23.Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with?
24.How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?
25.If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?
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