Top Weird Quotes
What a nice night for an evening.
If there's one thing I can't stand, it's intolerance.
Having a smoking section in a restaurant is a little like having a peeing section in a pool.
Robin: Holy Kleenex, Batman! It was right under our nose and we blew it!
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
I love cats. They taste like chicken.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.
The trick to flying is to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
Smoking kills, and if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
Free advice is worth what you paid for it.
If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hands.
Reality is a big, nasty, vicious dragon, but I don't believe in dragons.
Never judge a book by it's movie.
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.
I got stopped by a cop the other day. He said, "Why'd you run that stop sign?" I said, "Because I don't believe everything I read."
I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed.
Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first woman she meets and then teams up with three complete strangers to kill again. -- Marin County newspaper's TV listing for "The Wizard of Oz"
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