Act II Scene III

The first nominee for "Best Dead Supporting Actor".....

Bankroll :

I can't believe you ate them all you cow

I don't have any to give MacDavis now

I am so sorry father for what I have done

It's so hard for me to eat only one

If I have filled your heart with sorrow

I promise we can go buy more tomorrow

Think of MacDavis who owns the stable we leases

I promised to pay him with my Reese's pieces

And now my box is nothing but crumbs

what's worse he's collecting rent, here he comes

Hello Bankroll and son Filetancefish

I hope that my stable is all you wish

Of course, my friend, we need no more thing

Why we have enough to smother a king

We were just off to bed, we do like to gab

Perhaps you will sit with us for a stab

Nothing in our hearts more would thrill

than if you had some time left to kill

Not now my friend I should off to bed

MacBain's song still hammers my head

I understand sir, although I've heard badder

That boy MacGeorge sure weakens my bladder

Well goodnight then, we shall speak further

Ignore my wife if she screams bloody murder

Now is the time for me to play the brute

And get all dressed up in my Grinchy red suit

But hold, is this a grammy I see before me?

could I have topped the billboard fourty?

I could do with making a hot single

and not another diet soda jingle

To Dunkin's room then I must sneak

as if I just need to take a leak

Look at him sleeping in his bed

the veins in his forehead are turning red

Look at how his eyes now blinks

I wonder what a dead man thinks

I've made too much noise, Lo did he start

I'd better strike him right in the heart

At last I've found a rhyme for Orange

It's AARGGGLLLlkkkeh

Now I'll tippy-toe out of this flood

and let MacSipad soak up the blood

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