Act I Scene IV

More Filler with the King

Dunkin Donuts :

The news of your victory pleased us here

Um, yes you are correct sir

Kenneth would like to record your tales

I see you played by Soupy Sales

There is much we have to celebrate

So hard for me to find a date

Today I took a kingly stroll

and chose our next King of rock and roll

Will I be proud to hear his name?

It is my own son the great MacBain

Maria vill be zo proud of me

she luvs my elvus presolee

This can not be what has been planned

those awful songs, I can not stand

the way he struts poses and preens

with pecs covered in vaseline

And then I have to hear him wail

try pronouncing words to no avail

I must do something tomorrow eve

or he will sing and I will heave

To meet your wife would be a thrill

I saw her centrefold in Playbill

And then my son could sing a song

About MacDonald who comes along

I confess the farmer gives me the jitters

I don't trust Scotsmen with farm critters

Let's off to our home before it's dark

Come stay with us at MacArthur Park

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