Act I Scene V

Postcards from the Lech

My Darling, this is the only time I get to say anything

without making inane rhymes that don't make any sense.

It turns out the National Enquirer was right. Your mother

really is a two-headed space alien; not only that but

MacMichael did get married. The Fool! Oh, not that

getting married makes him a fool, please don't make me

sleep on the couch when the King is over. Did I mention

I'm bringing the boss home for a couple of weeks. Well

I am. Remember that show on TV where the Dad kept changing?

I think it was called Sargent York, anyway, I met the girl

who played the daughter, and boy is she a witch!

She told me,(did she ever have a nice set of couplets), that

I would be the next King of Rock and Roll! Oh, and old

Whats-his-name is coming too. Hide the goat, (not Dunkin).

Yours faithfully,

MacDavis.

To be King, I knowest I would adore it

But I think you haven't the stomach for it

What can I feed him so he'll do what I implore?

Some Haggis Helper from Mac's convenience store

My Lady, the King approaches with his horde

Take his picture from off my dartboard

Then take his horses to the stables

and put his record on my turntables

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