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Roger: It's a not really in paper..I uh…let me…uh…okay…(blurts out) Will you marry me?
Sam: What?
Roger: What? I mean uh so will ya.
Sam: I uh…Roger. I feel so bad.
Roger: What? Why?
Sam: All I got you was that dog and you propose?
Roger: Well don't feel bad.
Sam: But I mean a ring and you propose.
Roger: Actually the rings are still at the store.
Sam: Huh?
Roger: Uh I…I mean…(realizing a plan) I wanted you to pick out your own ring. Yeah.
Sam: How sweet.
Roger: Yeah. So how about it? Will you?
Sam: Well yes. Of course I will.
Roger: Good good.
Narrator: Open mouth, insert foot. It seems our hero Roger has jumped into something he didn't expect. Later that day back at his apartment.
Roger: Hi guys.
Mom: Hi dear. What did Sam want.
Roger: Oh to exchange gifts.
Dad: Well what'd ya get?
Roger: (Whistles)
Dad: She bought you a dog. Wow. You must've felt real crummy you know, for not getting her anything.
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