Roger: Hey babe.  What's the problem?

Sam: No problem.  Just a surprise.

Roger: Huh?
Sam: Well this thing can't wait any longer. 

Roger: What thing?

Sam: I want to exchange gifts now.

Roger: Now?

Sam: Yes silly.  You do have my present right?

Roger: See here's the thing. 

Sam: Go on. 

Roger: I have it. 

Sam: Okay the you go first.

Roger: No no.  I insist ladies first.

Sam: Okay you know how you said you always wanted a pet.  Well I talked to your land lord.  She's an animal lover too.  She said a pet would be okay as long as it was walked on a leash and it was already housetrained. 

Roger: Huh?

Sam: (whistles)  (Sound effect-dog barking)

Roger: A dog?  You bought me a dog?

Sam: Yeah.  Do you like it?

Roger: Well yeah.  He's great.  What's his name?

Sam: I don't know.  I call him "Hey Dog"

Roger: Well then Hey Dog it is.

Sam: Alright.  So where's my present.