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| One way or another, you have stumbled upon the home of the newest party entertainers available for hire in the greater Newark area. We are the Smash Broz., a high energy act that incorporates music, dancing, and gibberish with the intensity of breaking bottles. The troupe was thought up during the halftime show at a Nets game. The Broz. wanted to create a show that would appeal to drunk college kids and girls intrested in making out. Recalling from personal experience, the Broz. decided on a bottle breaking routine. After drinking several beers and smoking some weed, a test show was performed at 94 Wilbur St. The show was a success for the small crowd present and the Broz. knew they were on to something. When you hire the Smash Broz., you are gauranteeing that the people at your party will have the time of their lives. Here are a few things you should know before enlisting our services: 1. We are not responsible for anything. Period. 2. We will not neccesarily treat you or your guests "politely". 3. There is a chance the police will come to your party. Payment: While we do accept cash from time to time, preferred methods of payment include; weed, Piels, Wilbur St. Deli, or a look at your breasts (if you are a girl). |
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