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April 21, 2002 - Industrial Park - Salisbury, MD
The debut of the Smash Broz. was a impromtu show inspired by the many empty beer bottles all around the venue. The setting was the front yard of a shack situated in the middle of a dry ice factory. It was a good place to get some thinking done. Bottles of Honey Brown, Skyy, Smirnoff, Amstell, and Yeuingling were thrown towards a row of tractor trailers. Dan broke 2 bottles and Sean broke none. It was determined that the actual breaking of the bottles is not as important as the show itself. People urinating behing the trucks were highly unimpressed by the Broz. and their antics. The bass-filled African beats playing in the backgound accompanied the dance routines of the Broz. perfectly. The evening was capped off by Sean performing a clutch Landshark, while, although not a part of the show, was still a huge plus. Sidenote: The next day, during a long point in the JHU game, Sean jumped and crushed a gallon jug of water, which made a loud noise and caused havoc - the goal of any Smash Broz. performace. The act was determined to be suitable for the stage so stay tuned for its debut.

April 28, 2002 - Metro East Regional Tournament Fields - Princeton, NJ
The prescence of discarded water jugs prompted the Broz. second impromptu show. Many Piels were consumed prior to the show. The show was sponsored by Hoagie Havem, where the Broz. had earlier eaten gigantic sandwiches. It was an audience involved show, as Dan-O provided the music. He accompanied the performance with an acapella rendition of AC/DC's "Back in Black". This was the first time in concert the Broz. used the gallon jug smash. Much havoc and kaos was caused. The finale of the show came when Dan crushed a half full jug and sprayed water all over Sean. For the encore, Dan attempted to break a bottle of Samuel Adams on a tree which Sean was urinating but overthrew. Sidenote: On the car ride home, the Broz., Dan-O and Mark had the pleasure of viewing high school girls breasts. The girls then held up a sign reading, "Show us your cocks", causing Mark [call me] Strasser to expose his mangina. A can of Piels was exchanged at high speeds between the two cars.

May 11, 2002 - 94 Wilbur Street - Newark, DE
This was the first scheduled Broz. show. The audience was excited to hear the official press release about 20 minutes before showtime. There were many bottles litered on the ground as a result of Wilbur Fest the day before. The bottle of choice was Yueingling Lager, a crowd favorite. There were several occasions prior to the show where kaoz was caused. Sean attemepted to break a speaker off the fire escape but was unsuccesful. Dan's throw accompanied by the Olympic song gathered more crowd recognition. The show began as the crowd chanted, "SMASH BROZ. SMASH BROZ." The Broz. came out to 2 Unlimited's hit song, Get Ready for This. The highlight of the show was the impromptu guest Broz. section. Dan-O, Archie, Joel, and Garth all partook in the kaoz. While the Broz. weren't compensated, Joel offered to show his penis but Dan and Sean thankfully declined.

November 8, 2002 - Wilbur St. Deli - Newark, DE THE HIATUS ENDS!!!
After nearly 4 months, the critically accalimed Broz. returned to their dedicated public in a show of epic proportion. Possibly the most improptu preformance ever, the Broz. were sitting in Wilbur St. Deli waiting for their sandwiches to be made. Behind where they were sitting stood a large refrigerator filled with sour milk and raw eggs leftover from the recently defunct "3 C's" convience store. Several individual half gallon and gallon containers were stealthily removed from the store along with a couple of eggs by the Broz. and some various t-baggers to be mentioned later. After some mild prodding by Dan, Sean was convinced that this would be good kaoz. Dan threw the first gallon jug appoximatly 20 feet in the air for kaoz check, and the havoc ensued. Dan-O provided a hot vocal jam of 2 Unlimited's hit song, Get Ready for This. In some of the Broz. most improvisational moves seen to date, nearly 15 milk containers and a few eggs were destroyed. A special guest throw was made by Ed Olive. Dubbed "Dairy Fest" by Dan, 11.8.02 will be a show that will go down in infamy.

Afternote: Upon completion of the show, the Broz. and their entourage proceeded to return to the deli and wait for their sandwiches. In the next few minutes, Tony, who works in the deli discovered the kaoz and was less than pleased. He inquired as to who had "caused that fucking mess" and "what the fuck we were doing". Dan replied that the Broz. were responsible and informed Tony that it was called "Kaoz". Tony promptly ordered Dan to clean up the mess while at the same time went inside to grab some eggs of his own. He subsequently took out all his anger caused by his worhtless life on Dan by pegging him with rotten eggs. Tony was a relative beginner at causing kaoz as he threw 7 eggs but onlt hit Dan twice in the crotch region. Dan did not have a nice time at it. After his egging, Dan went inside to get the sandwich he ordered and then left the store, most likely for the last time ever. Dan did not have a nice time at it untill the group returned to Kate "Dawg" Donovan's pad and consumed many Piels (Red & Blue), and Stroh's, America's Firebewed beer.