At first glance, this website may look, how can I say it without being too offensive...directed towards unattractive women over 53 who are experiencing their second mid-life crisis due to menopause and wrinkling labias.
However, with closer inspection, one will discover that the sexy picture of Sally and intriguing Oprah quote are just easy ways to lure ultimate frisbee players into my information spectacular tollroad............
Now before you move the mouse to that X at the top right of the screen, let me remind you that I was drinking with Dan-O on a school night and not all of my senses were blah blah blah blah ......
Anyway, if you can look past the ugliness of the thing to the left, you are worthy to enter my domain.
DRINK PIELS
EAT BOMBS
WATCH PORNO
Growing up on a farm was a lot of fun.......
Anyway, by the time I got to elementary school, I had started abusing alcohol and I developed a nasty speed addiction. The only thing that kept me in school was band practice - I played the flute. I since stopped playing, but I'll never forget the joy I had when fluting. I don't know why I stopped, maybe I was just bored with it, or maybe because I lost use of my opposable thumb in a microwaving accident....
Now I go to the University of Delaware and major in drinking. I currently hold a 1.8 gpa. Believe it or not, I have cleaned up my drug problems. My new vice is Ultimate Frisbee, and there is not a better thing in the world to do when you should be doing work. Thanks to the jerks of 92 & 94 Wilbur, along with the Greeks down the street, I will be failing out of college in about 2 months.
Dan out
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