The Actual Factual Intentionally Unconfidential Ultra Top Secret Stuff About Junor Sing! - No Non-Juniors Allowed
- "Actual Factual" is more than just a neato phrase in the title of this section, it's also the name of the second song sung in Sing!. That little diddy is about the FDA's findings on the wonder drug Viagra and was coincidentally originally entitled "Intentionally Unconfidential" - a name that was changed immediately after a member of the Sing! crew accidentally discovered that that was also the title of Linda Tripp's biography while searching for porn.
- A member of the Junior Sing! crew found a site about Linda Tripp while looking for nude pictures online.
- A member of the Junior Sing! crew was inexplicably blinded one day while searching for something using his computer.
- At least one person, who may or may not have any affiliation with Junior Sing!, thought it would be funny to include a running joke about Linda Tripp (of all people) on the Junior Sing! site.
- The fact that Junior Sing! '01 is set underwater should make it impossible for guns to be fired within it, yet in the third act a Winchester rifle is discharged twice. In preparation for the deluge of questions from future comp sci majors, it should be known that it was actually a rifle playing the role of a water harpoon.
- In direct response to the popularity of the Mr Teitel character in last year's Soph/Frosh Sing!, every character in this year's Junior Sing! is based on our beloved principal with the single exception of Blobbo, who's based on an anonymous assistant principal.
- Did you now that if you rearrange all the letters in "Junior Sing! 2001", you can actually spell the word 'Juniors' and have some letters left over?
- In a bold departure from Stuyvesant Sing!s of the past, Junior Sing! '01 will be performed by a cast of entirely topless students.
- Before the Junior Sing! 2001 script found its way to Junior Sing!, it was actually slated to be Stan "The Man" Kubrick's followup to "Eyes Wide Shut".
- As of yet, this list hasn't contradicted itself once.
- As of the end of this sentence, this list has contradicted itself once.
- Twice.
- The full roster of songs appearing in Junior Sing! are (in order of appearance):
1. "It's Not You, It's Me"
2. "Actual Factual"
3. "I Can Live (With Herpes)"
4. "Wannabe"
5. "That Eighties Song"
6. "The Juniors Really Didn't Sabotage the Other Sing!s and Anyone Who Says Otherwise is a Snitch Medley"
7. "El Grande Finale"
- Junior Russel Barlowe is hidden somewhere in every scene. While he WILL be wearing a snazzy, red-striped shirt, that will be the only thing he'll be wearing.
- If Roger Ebert saw Junior Sing!, he'd be forced to grow another thumb.
- If Roger Ebert had three thumbs, people might call him 'Threebert'.
- By corollary, if Roger Ebert were to see Junior Sing!, there's a possibility people would call him 'Threebert' - which is a much cooler nickname than "The Fat One".
- Thrice, maybe quartz.
- Much of the dialogue in the second act was actually taken directly from "Driving Miss Daisy", the story of 'an aging Southern Jewish matron assigned an elderly black chauffer by her son, over her protests'. This may sound kind of weird, until it's pointed out that Junior Sing! 2001 is the story of an aging undersea matron assigned an elderly black chauffer by her son, over her protests.
- It's been rumored that sharks have two penises, but as of yet no one has been able to either verify or disprove this. It is vital that Bruce, our animatronic great white shark (brought to you by those same 694 kids that appear in horrifying pictures throughout the school) be anatomically correct. If you have information concerning great white genitalia, please feel free to contact that robotics crew.
- The subplot concerning the world's rampant pollution problem has been replaced by a more meaningful subplot about "cheesy subplots with a message". See 7th Heaven. On second thought - don't.
- No pies were harmed in the making of Junior Sing! 2001: they'll be safe until the dress rehearsal.
Written by cast member Michael Golik