I swear to God
I was walking home from work
And I ran into some people protesting
Canada
Canada, of all things
What did they ever do?
Well, one guy yelled
Canadians eat American babies!
And another screamed
Eliminate our northern oppressors!
While a third shouted
They�re corrupting your children!
Well, I didn�t know about any of that.
But I walked behind them, out of view
Just in case I looked so Canadian
That they beat the crap out of me.
Jessica R Pomerantz
